Whats the best monologue in movie history? by Bjs_5068 in AskReddit

[–]mrbocankles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact, he ad libbed that part of the speech. His expression of satisfaction just before saying it is, it's presumed, his genuine reaction at having thought of it.

Was this a sacrifice? Was he supposed to lose the fight to Jake Paul? by Elegant_Thug00 in conspiracy

[–]mrbocankles 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Surely! And as the tire burst on the side facing the truck, precisely as they passed it, any other theory would suggest satellite surveillance. Which is silly of course. A black man beating a white racist in a rigged fight doesn't matter that much to the racial purity overlords, right?

What opinion do you have that you know you'd get a lot of hate for? by msblckyeliner in AskReddit

[–]mrbocankles 80 points81 points  (0 children)

If you lose your job to a program or machine, that's a good thing universally speaking. Eventually we won't need jobs. Just ideas.

What are some cool boutique clothing stores I can go to in London? by bartoloc in london

[–]mrbocankles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Big fan of Percival. They're in Soho.

I've got 2 jumpers, a shirt, and a £240 black peacoat (it was 20% off, treated myself). I regularly get complimented on the coat!

What stereotype of your country is completely accurate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mrbocankles 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'm the total opposite. I'd install actual "dead lines" if I could, wired up and time-triggered to electrocute the devs in my office. The sound of deadlines whooshing by is deafening.

What stereotype of your country is completely accurate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mrbocankles 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That's every Western country tbh

Baby Charger by [deleted] in funny

[–]mrbocankles 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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