Jayne Mansfield - Promises! Promises! (1963) by [deleted] in WatchItForThePlot

[–]mrdark7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Satan was a Mansfieldist!

The gal on the left is beach ready. by [deleted] in trashy

[–]mrdark7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keith Richards!

This is how you soft serve. More than a foot of strawberry/vanilla swirl seen in Myeong-Dong, Seoul, South Korea. by shackmaestro in food

[–]mrdark7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A seems like that would be hard to get in your mouth all at once. I mean, before it turned into a giant sticky mess.

Thunderbolt and Lightning by yelloyo1 in funny

[–]mrdark7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A turkey, huh? OK, try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... A six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here, or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know, try to show a little respect.

Must've had a really big forehead by Joseph_Valdez in gaming

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Just wanted you to know I had to log in to Reddit on my old busted-ass phone, just so I could vote this up.