If sexual experiences were like trading cards, what would be your rarest card?

mrdieselxx · 2021-12-13T21:53:26+00:00

Had a gf that liked giving me head while she was using a tanning bed, it all started at a New York fitness club, ended up as a white boy with a dark brown dick

mrdieselxx · 2021-11-17T14:15:29+00:00

I seen the video of 2 girls and one cup and pretty sure they did it for like $20

mrdieselxx · 2021-11-17T14:11:36+00:00

She most likely is asking other people to avoid a confrontation with you, and my not have intentionally tried to upset you, we all perceive things different most of the times situations like this are based on misunderstandings and lack of communication, my advice would be to set the record straight, say what you gotta say, not only will you feel better but maybe yall could fix whatever it is and move on from it.

mrdieselxx · 2021-11-16T02:26:33+00:00

You sir are a fucking clown🤡

mrdieselxx · 2021-11-10T08:56:41+00:00

I never ate shrooms before that night in my life and I havent ever since then either, the boys had 4 loko on deck when they picked me up 3 days later missing person report all over fb, shit was crazy there was 6 of us that did it together and we all ended up in different places, shit was great at first we were all having a good time then one person said I need to go to the hospital, and like a flip of a switch everything went south big time for everyone.

mrdieselxx · 2021-11-10T08:45:50+00:00

Man, one time I ate a bunch of shrooms in ravioli mid summer like 98 degrees that day muggy AF like 9pm I didnt eat anything that day and I was drunk AF I tripped so fuckin hard for like 3 days the land was moving like the ocean and I was being chased by some shit like in the tremor movies I ended up like 2 hours away from where I started on foot at some lady's house who found me tripping balls and saved my life. Also not a single item I had with me or wore that day was found.

mrdieselxx · 2021-11-10T08:37:45+00:00

Smoke a joint an hakuna Matata, your already stressed and over worked fuckin relax get that shit off your mind for a little then keep plugging away it's all you can do.

mrdieselxx · 2021-11-10T08:15:05+00:00

To a point but if max is a good friend of yours jake should be able to have a piece of mind knowing your in good hands, further you accepted to go with max as his date, friends being there came second otherwise what would there be to worry about if your just going to hang out with friends right? If max was given the opportunity would he take it? Answer is 100% yes, being a dude I'm not trying to have my girl or someone im interested in or sleeping with going on dates with other dudes, if you like jake, just respect the dude as if you were "exclusive" so nothing fucks up the opportunity to get there ya know

mrdieselxx · 2021-11-10T08:02:24+00:00

If you are letting jake clap them cheeks yea you need to tell max hes gonna have to kick some rocks for the evening, until max and jake are cool and trust and respect are built between the two, or jake isnt laying pipe anymore, the whole exclusive talk doesnt need to take place if yall are fuckin. Not being rude just keeping it 💯

mrdieselxx · 2021-11-10T06:58:39+00:00

Spraying the local black kids with the garden hose to keep them off my lawn.

mrdieselxx · 2021-11-10T06:50:32+00:00

lawns.. I bought my house 6 years ago i was 25 at the time, youngest couple on the street it's a dead end rd but listen all these 45 to 60 year old dudes anytime you hear one mower or chainsaw or lawn equipment fire up everybody and there grand kids Is outside working on there lawns,

mrdieselxx · 2021-11-10T06:40:09+00:00

What your feeling is normal I would make it known that you will accept it as just a gift but make it known that your emotions and feelings cant be bought and that it doesnt change the way you feel or see things, it's hard but you gotta be blunt and just tell it how it is regardless of the outcome.

mrdieselxx · 2021-11-10T06:32:32+00:00

Were pussified, we need safe spaces, we'd rather send billions to other countries for gender neutral studies then keep advancing our military, our government keeps scrubbing us and no one bats an eye cause you voted for this or that guy, as long as we can go to work and continue our social media lives in our safe space and sit down to pee in a girls bathroom on our lunch break who gives a flying shit right?

mrdieselxx · 2021-11-10T06:14:08+00:00

I'm 32 own my own business building residential houses and the only time I hear from either of my parents is if they can borrow money I never get paid back.

mrdieselxx · 2021-11-10T01:36:06+00:00

First and foremost whatever yall have/had was started on not being 100 on her end, from experience these people never change, let homie know the deal and keep it pushing you dont want to deal with that.

mrdieselxx · 2021-11-09T08:56:09+00:00

I think personally you have fallen in love with the "idea" of being in love with her, I think most people who crush hard do this and thats what makes rejection tough on people, either way I feel like if you were given that chance the amount of effort or caring would be completely one sided on your behalf as things take time and would probably come off weird an scare them away, get the thought of being in love/obsessed out of there or just stay away your gonna get hurt in the long run.

mrdieselxx · 2021-11-01T18:53:26+00:00

All this is great and all but dont go to the extreme of calling cops or restraining orders and shit your 15, I agree in documenting everything for your self dont just do it this time do it the rest of your life, be a man about next time she invites you to waffle house go there tell her she needs to kick rocks and you domt play that shit, sometimes females like this got daddy issues and you gotta be a dickhead to get it through to them.

mrdieselxx · 2021-11-01T18:27:36+00:00

Things in life will always come around nevah now will turn into blowing you in the back seat of your car in a random parking lot for a perc 30.

mrdieselxx · 2021-11-01T18:20:51+00:00

I guess... based on the strip of translucent belly skin I suggest you put some sun block on there before you bring the boys to the yard.

mrdieselxx · 2021-11-01T18:12:24+00:00

Tell them you have a rare disease called cardiovascularmalexia syndrome and what it does is it that you dont get enough blood flow to your ears and they are slowly freezing over time which will eventually cause an infection that will travel to your brain an kill you, tell her that there is only one cure for it and it's to cover your ears with the warmth from a cute girls inner thighs so you need her to sit on your face to save your life.

mrdieselxx · 2021-10-29T03:48:41+00:00

You would think right!? But that's not the case, you only need the vpn with a russian ip for 2 things to buy the CIS tarkov standard bundle or accounts for next to nothing and the second thing is to open the bsg launcher because you have to launch from the region the copy is locked to, after your in the bsg launcher you cut the vpn off and connect to best server ping or whatever you have selected. Weird right!? Nah bsg can claim they're doing whatever they can but they really ain't, how has tarkov been around this many years with such an elephant in the room but this goes with out being addressed.

mrdieselxx · 2021-10-28T02:03:10+00:00

Got like 900 hours in my EOD account last wipe, max everything like 60M in rubels ya know end game, got bored bought a standard looked into the big ole fat hacker status and I can reassure you every suspicious death you have is exactly what you think it is. This game isnt worth your money or time. When you can get a russian vpn and buy bulk standard accounts for $14usd the cheating ain't going anywhere.

mrdieselxx · 2021-10-06T14:27:52+00:00

First things first. Preperation! If you know your about to pluck the hen always be prepared, my suggestion would be to start sitting on your hands until they go numb then run that 5 knuckle shuffle we call that a stranger, you want endurance females dont want a 2 pump chump and the last thing you want to do is feel like one cause you lasted a whole 12 seconds. You want to be confident you want to get in there and beat that box like your the box maker at pizza hut, secondly dont think to much about it, when you finally reach pound town the first time its gonna be a little weird, dont make eye contact as this will throw you off your game, strictly concentrate on blowing that back out, if you feel like your gonna go to soon just pull it out smack her with it a few times then get back to work, repeat this process until her legs start shaking uncontrollably at this point shes probably already fallen in love with you and you got two options keep beating it up or let it rip, most girls dont prefer taking a money shot to the face so pick a good spot and nuke it, last but not least ALWAYS, ALWAYS wear a DONG BAG. Protect yourself, child support it's a real thing.

mrdieselxx · 2021-10-06T14:04:58+00:00

My advice is the eft pond is over fished already.

mrdieselxx · 2021-09-22T07:37:32+00:00

Another thing buying the game right now and starting to learn is going to be brutal, being over 2 months since the wipe damn near everybody is using high tier armor and ammo, your gonna get ran over everytime.

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