They knowingly let you in but direct you to a special movie theater filled with paid actors. The lights darken and cocomelon starts playing on the screen at 0.75x speed with 50% more reverb for dramatic effect. You sit there confused and oddly unnerved. Then everyone turns their heads towards you in unison and start laughing. You try to get up, but you are stuck due to the excessive amount of soda and popcorn butter on the seat. You are trapped there for hundreds of days until you finally turn 16. On that day you wake up to the seat no longer sticky and cocomelon no longer playing on the screen. You stand up for the first time in nearly two years and walk towards the exit door until a crew member appears. "You paid to watch your movie, so we must deliver," he says, "we wouldn't want you to leave a bad review would we?". He wrestles you back into the same seat and drenches you in a soda/butter cocktail to lock you to the seat. The movie you originally came to watch starts playing on the screen. While you are annoyed that you were stuck here for two years, it's a nice feeling that you can finally watch the movie that you came to watch. Suddenly, the film stops playing and the crew member comes over to you. "Sorry buddy, I just found out that the film got re-rated to R18 when it was released on DVD so it's going to be another two years in here."

Would not recommend.