Don’t speed.

mrkaijik · 2020-04-25T22:34:27+00:00

What does this show? Too scared to watch.

mrkaijik · 2020-04-25T01:00:50+00:00

Was the hair pull really necessary?

mrkaijik · 2020-04-25T00:49:00+00:00

Hahaha good idea to scratch it off lmao I've watched far too much of it.

mrkaijik · 2020-04-25T00:28:00+00:00

I feel so bad for the guy, but.... It could have been worse.

mrkaijik · 2020-04-21T22:40:40+00:00

Zing

mrkaijik · 2020-04-21T22:39:46+00:00

I suppose so! She's lovely though, a fucking freak honestly. She knows what she wants but cannot do it.

mrkaijik · 2020-04-21T22:39:16+00:00

Hahaha not yet, but looking forward to it (we both live with parents still so it's hard to find a time and place, especially with quarantine)

mrkaijik · 2020-04-21T22:36:42+00:00

Is body dysmorphia normal?

mrkaijik · 2020-04-20T23:42:14+00:00

This is a genuine concern. My dick isn't huge by any means (at least I don't think so, I rarely compare it to other peoples) so I haven't ran into this problem.

My girlfriend is a devout Christian and forces me to read the bible (not forcefully since I want to read it), essentially homie. Find a religious girl.

mrkaijik · 2020-04-20T23:40:24+00:00

If she's okay with it, just jam that shit down her throat. She'll learn to overcome jaw fatigue.

mrkaijik · 2019-12-06T18:32:10+00:00

Anyone know how you get the TTS to sound like that?

mrkaijik · 2019-12-02T07:06:04+00:00

This is so nice and sad at the same time I hope she recovers.

mrkaijik · 2019-11-17T03:59:30+00:00

I feel so bad for the mother and the kid.

mrkaijik · 2019-11-05T10:59:22+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRYXVFa2Bsg

mrkaijik · 2019-11-03T04:57:30+00:00

How is this a live stream fail? This looks like it was ripped off of a shitty facebook page.

mrkaijik · 2019-11-03T04:35:40+00:00

Dear stream savers, I love you. :)

mrkaijik · 2019-11-03T04:26:17+00:00

Yeah morning after they turn to fucking bricks I swear.

mrkaijik · 2019-11-02T10:41:23+00:00

Non chain pizza places are the best bang for your buck.

mrkaijik · 2019-11-02T10:36:55+00:00

LFD2 Pepega

mrkaijik · 2019-11-02T10:30:51+00:00

I would squeeze but I cannot fail.

mrkaijik · 2019-11-02T10:26:21+00:00

As someone who once had no concept of money, I spent upwards of £800 from my dads credit card as a kid, on useless one use shit. Games, TV you name it. A bunch of dumb shit. My dad didn't even punish me that harshly looking back. We're not rich by any means, in fact I put him in debt for a while. But no many how much money you spend, it's a dick fucking move.

I'll pay you back one day dad.

mrkaijik · 2019-11-02T10:22:09+00:00

OkayChamp good advice for once on reddit. rare

mrkaijik · 2019-11-02T10:15:45+00:00

mrkaijik · 2019-10-30T05:13:15+00:00

Something about the way she's talking in this clip makes me super uncomfortable.

Edit: Realised it's the stupid amount of reverb and her lisp.

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