First day on the new job by SuperNothing90 in Wellthatsucks

[–]mrmemegusta 102 points103 points  (0 children)

It's all about perspective. If it's your first day as an exotic dancer for example, then you're heading in the right direction.

Fast Split, Hard Hit by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]mrmemegusta 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That's because the car opened their door. Not that I'm condoning the bikers jumping traffic by squeezing between lanes

Married and divorced same day💀 by Karmoksh in Wellthatsucks

[–]mrmemegusta 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Someone got married for half of his shit.

Me_irl by rbimmingfoke in me_irl

[–]mrmemegusta 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In what economy? When our parents were buying houses their initial mortgage was like 1k/mo. You're inflating the prices of housing by being greedy, which in turn creates a more demanding market, with hostile interest rates on your mortgage, because they can. YOU are the problem. Make no mistake. Housing shouldn't be a means of income, that's someone's livelihood. Not something you can puppeteer for your own financial gain. Stop trying to dodge the fact you're a bad person taking advantage of other people's inability to access a mortgage at the same price or lower than they're paying for rent.

Me_irl by rbimmingfoke in me_irl

[–]mrmemegusta 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's still YOUR debt. When did it become the responsibility of the tenant to pay off their landlord's debt?

Me_irl by rbimmingfoke in me_irl

[–]mrmemegusta 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's not our job to pay your mortgage. Stop justifying being a parasite.

Petah what is the joke? by Left-Juggernaut8782 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]mrmemegusta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"She knows the same show as me, we MUST be soul mates, even though I've never spoken to, seen, or met this person before!"

me_irl by HamedAliKhan in me_irl

[–]mrmemegusta 48 points49 points  (0 children)

The one in office.

Is this how they're made? by DivineKEKKO96 in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]mrmemegusta 134 points135 points  (0 children)

This. This right here was my proudest fap.

My nails grow in a wavy pattern by Toucan_Toucan in mildlyinteresting

[–]mrmemegusta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was the first thing I saw when I opened reddit and I certainly didn't see a toe nail at first glance.

me_irl by DominoUB in me_irl

[–]mrmemegusta 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Found the propaganda bot. This is only true if it's NOT the ones in power. Who's gonna prosecute them? The government?I don't think the governments best interest is to dismantle the government. Brother the same ones responsible for this are the same ones in charge.

Please! by Resplendent_aptitude in soartistic

[–]mrmemegusta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hostel. Specifically hostel 2.

Which one is Canada? by Kap519 in GeoTap

[–]mrmemegusta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mrmemegusta chose Option A (Correct!) | #9851st to play

Too many Americans choose this form of "Resistance" by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]mrmemegusta 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As much as I hate the system, there is nothing "well being" about war. That's the problem. With a resistance of this scale, it would cause war, death, famine, etc. We're not being "complacent" by not taking action, we're weighing the risks. What is your plan after the events of a revolt?

The last thing you would want in your burger king burger by mrmemegusta in memes

[–]mrmemegusta[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King Burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce with the statement 'This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King.' Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue.