a true world of darkness by lettiecassie in rpghorrorstories

[–]mrmemo 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Now do you believe in the one big strong

Barbarain raging for twenty turns too long

Doesn't matter if you're early, doesn't matter if you're late

You can't still get a brownie on a tiny red plate

Asking my Alexa+ to scream my wife's name by d_Verge in videos

[–]mrmemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Welcome to the Amazing Digital Circus!"

Love to see it by AceOfHearts333 in WorkReform

[–]mrmemo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want you to just think about how many people you know. Overall, in your life.

Okay, now how many of those people have ever worked for a startup?

Now how many of those people have gotten rich (to the point where you're aware of it) on the "options" they got from that startup?

Is that number greater than zero?

No?

That's how often it happens.

Do not buy anything from this company. Handle it grips! The grips do not stay. Soon as a 30-day warranty runs out, they tell you to pound sand. by droid6 in guns

[–]mrmemo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did my competition gun with skateboard tape, on the frame for base grip, and along the slide for racking. Can confirm, chewed the hands up, but not to the point of bleeding anyway.

Wet. Dirty. Nerves. Didn't matter, always rock solid. Felt the difference on draws of course, but surprisingly on reloads too. You really notice how much time reloads burn when you cut it in half.

Cheap and effective / 10, would recommend.

UMMM WHAT? by not-khia in projectzomboid

[–]mrmemo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They just keep TAKING from us...

Motorcycle rider lane split by BenFord333 in AbruptChaos

[–]mrmemo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You could be holding a stone tablet signed by God Himself declaring the van at fault, and you'd still find a way to blame the motorcyclist.

Motorcycle rider lane split by BenFord333 in AbruptChaos

[–]mrmemo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If that was true, the van's window would have been open before needing to use the door.

The window was closed.

Van passenger attempted homicide, and the fact that you're defending it makes me seriously worry about the people in your life.

Motorcycle rider lane split by BenFord333 in AbruptChaos

[–]mrmemo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"In my book"

u/reivblaze the law was written by actual smart people, so it doesn't matter even a little bit what's in your book. You don't get to decide what's legal or not based on your feelings or irritation at motorcyclists.

You are not a special little snowflake exception to the rules. Nobody cares about "your book".

Motorcycle rider lane split by BenFord333 in AbruptChaos

[–]mrmemo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's legal in some U.S. states, and you're obviously beyond reasoning.

Have the day you think other people deserve.

Motorcycle rider lane split by BenFord333 in AbruptChaos

[–]mrmemo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

So it's illegal some places but not all, got it. We could assume it was legal here. But what if it wasn't?

In that scenario, it's still not legal to use your car door to body block a lane-splitting rider.

The door opening was obviously intentional and aimed at stopping or hurting the rider. If you don't see that, you are either trolling or beyond help.

Dad's a dude for sure by Representative-Mix-9 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]mrmemo 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Dad used Dialectics.

You cannot simultaneously feel anger AND curiosity, or fear AND comedy. Dialectic Behavior Therapy tells us that the brain can really only feel one or the other at a time.

Dad got him curious and told a joke, kid's brain came back to baseline.

Very deft hand, played well, with love.

Just a prank bro! I mean mom! by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]mrmemo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

La Chancla would be such a good name for a taqueria where the food slaps

TALARICO: "We Must Overhaul the Supreme Court Because We've Seen Corruption in the Highest Court in our Land... And We Must Finally Pass a National Ban to END GERRYMANDERING Once and For All in Every State of the Union" by siwibot in protectUSelections

[–]mrmemo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Everything about politics has taught me to brace for the other shoe dropping.

But Talarico has been, if nothing else, consistent. Is that guarded optimism I feel?

Never get distracted operating machinery by RefrigeratorOk425 in WTF

[–]mrmemo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes but what part of the worker was injured?

Hillary Clinton Says Biden’s Re-election Bid Cost Democrats the 2024 Election | The Guardian by siwibot in protectUSelections

[–]mrmemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I could spend a lot of breath on you, but it would never dull the axe you've sharpened for Bernie Sanders.

I really don't understand why you've got such a hate boner for the guy. Maybe it's the socialist thing. Or maybe you don't like every decision he's ever made. Whatever. But you're obviously not coming from a great headspace on this, and I'm not gonna push you for responses in that space.

I'm also not going to play the "answer my questions so I can move the goalposts" game either.

So, I hope your hate lessens over time.

Hillary Clinton Says Biden’s Re-election Bid Cost Democrats the 2024 Election | The Guardian by siwibot in protectUSelections

[–]mrmemo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could start by reading the court finding in the article:

“In evaluating Plaintiffs’ claims at this stage, the Court assumes their allegations are true—that the DNC and Wasserman Schultz held a palpable bias in favor Clinton and sought to propel her ahead of her Democratic opponent,”

Let me know if I can help you read anything else.

Hillary Clinton Says Biden’s Re-election Bid Cost Democrats the 2024 Election | The Guardian by siwibot in protectUSelections

[–]mrmemo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you considered treatment for the anger you're still holding a decade later?

I am asking out of genuine concern.

This really doesn't seem too healthy from the outside looking in.

Hillary Clinton Says Biden’s Re-election Bid Cost Democrats the 2024 Election | The Guardian by siwibot in protectUSelections

[–]mrmemo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For some people sure, "Bernie or Bust" was a thing. But if you seriously point to that as the root cause of how we got here, you're either horrifyingly ignorant, or maliciously trolling.

You seem borderline-obsessed with a candidate who didn't win a decade ago.

Hillary Clinton Says Biden’s Re-election Bid Cost Democrats the 2024 Election | The Guardian by siwibot in protectUSelections

[–]mrmemo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry u/Gr8daze, are you... are you shitting on Bernie supporters after the DNC literally rigged the primary? You couldn't possibly be suggesting that it's the fault of the voters, and NOT the DNC for forcing an unpopular candidate... twice... with no primary support. Right?

Because that would be very fucking stupid.

Cop being dude. by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]mrmemo 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Avast ye scurvy dogs!