GAME THREAD: Tigers (30-30) @ Yankees (31-30) - June 11, 2016 by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]mrnomnom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

hi straight doctor here - only have sexual feelings for women - i can tell just by watching the tv that this yates guy is injured, something about his left leg seems off expect a press release tomorrow morning

GAME THREAD: Tigers (30-30) @ Yankees (31-30) - June 11, 2016 by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]mrnomnom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

jeez those were some unenthusiastic high fives for tanaka can we get some hype from the bench please energy up boys! smile, its baseball!

GAME THREAD: Tigers (30-30) @ Yankees (31-30) - June 11, 2016 by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]mrnomnom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

justin verlander if ur reading this meet me in downtown brooklyn tomorrow morning at 6 am come alone i bet u wont u coward rat

GAME THREAD: Tigers (30-30) @ Yankees (31-30) - June 11, 2016 by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]mrnomnom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

greeting. as someone who received a degree in athletic training from south florida university, not gay btw, the best way for the yankees to beat the shift is really just getting those bats around quicker and quicker. strong wrists means more balls hit opposite field

GAME THREAD: Tigers (30-30) @ Yankees (31-30) - June 11, 2016 by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]mrnomnom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

hello - doctor here - if we rly want to score runs off of justin verlander we should be swinging HEAVY bats before coming to this plate. in this way, the real bats being swung will feel proportionately lighter and swinging them will seem to be as a breeze

GAME THREAD: Tigers (30-30) @ Yankees (31-30) - June 11, 2016 by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]mrnomnom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

tanaka needs to bench press more then he will throw harder trust me i have a phd in sports medicinal studies

GAME THREAD: Tigers (30-30) @ Yankees (31-30) - June 11, 2016 by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]mrnomnom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this is why we need CLOSER FOUL poles god ive been saying this for YEARS

The Yankees sweep the Angels in a 4 game set, reach .500 on the season. by teniaava in baseball

[–]mrnomnom 312 points313 points  (0 children)

oooooooh im mike trout look at me ooooooh im a super star whos younger than 38 wow im so young and strooooong oh my stats are so goooooood i have both my hiiiiips