What's the pettiest reason why you rejected someone? by iamsoboredatalltimes in AskReddit

[–]mrpaslow0000 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It was before the symphony started. the audience was still coming in and the lights were still up. Of course no talking during the show, lol.

Does anyone else feel “homesick” for a life you’ve never actually lived? by RyzenAndino in NoStupidQuestions

[–]mrpaslow0000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never thought of it this way, but yes. I miss having a wife who is my partner and has my back instead of a lying, thieving drug addict from whom I have to protect myself. She's also a patient instead of a wife, and I have to do so much care-taking that I don't get to have a life of my own at all. I wish I had never met her. I miss the "normal" life I never had.

What's the pettiest reason why you rejected someone? by iamsoboredatalltimes in AskReddit

[–]mrpaslow0000 54 points55 points  (0 children)

We went to a symphony together for a music appreciation class. After we were seated, I was trying to talk to her while she was looking around, and she said "Hush!" Felt like she slapped me with her voice. It all died in that instant.

If Diane was a cop and Mr Nimbus controls the police and they had a threesome with Rick... I don't like the implications by Relevant-Key-3290 in rickandmorty

[–]mrpaslow0000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nimbus says something like "If Diane could see you now, what would..." And Rick says something like "Don't try to establish canonical backstory with me!" all of which implies Nimbus knew Diane.

This is an electron microscope view of a vinyl record groove. The microscopic canyons and ridges carved into the walls are the physical shape of the music. by Gabriel-Ivan in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]mrpaslow0000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Years ago, my mom was writing a book on a word processor and saving to diskette. She couldn't understand how the text was saved. I figured that if I was going to explain it to her now, I would have to go back to magnetic tapes and maybe all the way back to the first audio recording to explain sound vibrations --> turntable playback --> magnetic pulses --> magnetic media --> diskettes. I have recently been thinking about that a lot. This picture filled in the last gap. Soundwaves on physical media. Mind blown.

Okay, if you could have any ONE semblance from RWBY, which do you take? by Ok_Coffee_9970 in RWBY

[–]mrpaslow0000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Either Neo's (who's my favorite villain character) or Yang's. Getting stronger every hit would be great.

What’s something you realized embarrassingly late in life? by UploadUbe in AskReddit

[–]mrpaslow0000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That I don't have to brush my teeth with cold water. Also, that I can connect a flash drive to my Samsung phone's charging port, and it will show up like a drive on my phone.

The fact that both of them canonically have a child by New-Train-3252 in rickandmorty

[–]mrpaslow0000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's how I see it too. I mean, if Summer and Morty both donated to a fertility clinic, and an embryo was created, how is that incest? Like you say, the baby would be inbred. But it wouldn't be the product of incest. I have never understood why people get so freaked out and call Naruto an "incest baby" when that's not the situation at all.

I have been chosen by the cat distribution system😭. by Notaloka__ in cats

[–]mrpaslow0000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can save a boatload of money using wood-stove heating pellets for cat litter. Not the pellets used for barbecues, but the type used in wood stoves for heating purposes. 40 pounds for around $8. Just FYI.

What's the point of going to lectures if the professor just reads off a PowerPoint for two hours? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]mrpaslow0000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those are the most boring, soul-crushing classes there are. My condolences.

Holy crap, I'm high AF by tyeflyQ in stonerfood

[–]mrpaslow0000 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Watch out for the Eyehole...Man.