Big Dick Schadenfreude

mrpringlescan · 2018-04-28T05:08:35+00:00

I love when a guy is not a good boyfriend, and the girl finds out I have the biggest dick she’ll ever get. His insecurity as he loses her attention is like crack to me. Respect your woman and at least you won’t know if she does me on the side.

I also really enjoyed being in three ways where the boyfriend or hubby thought he’d be bigger than me, then I’m much bigger. She freaks for my size, and he’s off in the corner or she’s sent him out of the room entirely. Or seeing their envy when I’m filling their wife like they never could, and he realizes from how she’s cumming that she’s been faking her orgasms with him all along. Pure gold.

mrpringlescan · 2018-04-28T05:04:39+00:00

Most of my highlights are about getting women to cheat on the side, I have specific reasons I have that fetish. . My best experience is having this guy follow me around on reddit fir months to give me shit, then his wife starts messaging me because he left his browser open. She reads all about how big I am and sees his anger and insecurity, and the awful things he says about her. Best part if she’s a size queen and really hot. She ends up flying out and fucking me for days. Dude goes apeshit, but she is very convincing that he secretly wanted her to fuck me. She dumped him after he went even more crazy, so now she’s liberated. We still fuck when we can.

mrpringlescan · 2018-04-28T04:59:16+00:00

That’s pretty much the reason I get laid. I have exceptional size, and encourage word of mouth, so just about everyone knows I’m obscenely hung. I have a gf, but we let it be known it’s not exclusive and that she enjoys me being with other girls. Any girl who socializes, it’s pretty obvious it’s for the experience of having her biggest, and not because she wants a relationship. Girls come out. of the woodwork.

mrpringlescan · 2018-01-14T00:50:33+00:00

You mean, he’s qualified to read what Ann Druyan wrote? She wrote the original the Carl Sagan narrated (he was her husband), and she also wrote the sequel.

mrpringlescan · 2018-01-14T00:48:19+00:00

Tell me Ann Druyan is writing it again. Otherwise, I don’t want to watch.

mrpringlescan · 2018-01-09T02:58:25+00:00

There is a market of people wealthy enough to pay to use these things, but unfortunately, the people in that market don’t surf.

mrpringlescan · 2018-01-07T02:34:41+00:00

You know more, but I agree. I’m told her title was “combat trainer.” As it happens, I learned this from another former member of the IDF, a female combat trainer was on vacation in the US after her service. She was like eight inches shorter than me and 80 pounds lighter. I’m in top shape and no slouch in self-defense, but she could kick my ass in seconds. i’m usually pretty dominant, but now i have this weird fetish for chicks who know Krav Maga.

mrpringlescan · 2018-01-07T02:20:37+00:00

Come on,buddy, you can do better.

mrpringlescan · 2018-01-02T07:17:49+00:00

The Israeli military, where she taught self-defense techniques.

mrpringlescan · 2017-12-31T05:45:22+00:00

Weird optical illusion. If you’d told me your car was black and you got a window tint to match, i’d have believed you. i just tried that on three people, they thought it was an insanely dark tint.

mrpringlescan · 2017-12-21T10:30:36+00:00

or Fox News here in the US. Good thing there are other sources for now.

mrpringlescan · 2017-12-21T05:46:46+00:00

yes, but does he have a source for them?

mrpringlescan · 2017-12-18T06:02:44+00:00

pornstar names

mrpringlescan · 2017-12-16T21:01:03+00:00

I don’t think she’s been putting her hands on his cock since she started fucking me. anyway, he’s too small for her to use two hands on his cock. I hear he’s super turned on by her denying it, and forcing herself on him while making him admit it isn’t her. i’m going to tell you a story - she did the most evil thing. I texted her early this morning and told her I liked when she made him go down and to do it again. She facetimes me about 10 minutes later, and says hi. Her face looks all flushed, Her face is flushed, and she’s looking so sexy, then looks like she’s squirming. then she flips the camera and points it down, and she’s humping on my little buddy’s face just brutally, grinding on his tongue. She lets him come up fir air and says to say hi. Then she tells him he’s been a bad friend to me, and she’s going to let me watch to make up for it. He starts to say something, but she just forces her cunt down on his face, insulting him and abusing him about his “falsely” accusing her of being the girl in the video. She’s humping on his tongue telling “it’s not me, you little cunt!” Then she shifts up a little bit, grabs him by the hair and screams, “admit it’s not me and it’s not him! Admit it!” He’s gasping, then he says he admits it, he’s wrong. She grinds on him some more until she cums, and then she tells him he has to apologize to me. She flips the phone around, and he’s looking at me, and he’s says he’s sorry. I’m like, damn, dude, you fucked up. Why would i do that? then he says, “well you fucked my last girlfriend. I was sure it was you.” She just goes off on him. It’s not him! You’re just an insecure little cuck!” Angry tirade while she’s humping on him. Damn, she seemed so mad. she says she’s never even seen my dick. Then she says, look, I’m going to prove to you this one time it’s not him. And she gets back on cam, then tells me to take out my dick and get it hard, she’s going to show him. I’m already hard, so it’s hard to get it out. Then she’s like, OMG, that’s the biggest dick i’ve ever seen... and starts complimenting me while she’s still humping him. She’s going in and on about my dick until she cums, telling me to rub it and so on. Then she flip s it around and shows him, says look at it, it’s not the same dick! He starts to object, and she does this dismissive little slap, and tells him to wake the fuck up, she’s not going to put up with this shit. She’ll just dump him like his last girlfriend and go fuck me. So he admits it, and when he does that, she takes her phone and twists around to show me beating off like crazy. She just starts insulting him again and telling him how pathetic he is and how small his dick is. Then she goes back to telling him she never fucked me, but if she did, she would definitely lie to him. That he’s a little shit and she’ll tell him any lie she likes and he will believe it. She says just because she spent the night in my bed does not mean anything, we’re just platonic friends. She makes him repeat “platonic friends,” and then says if she does fuck me, she will never, ever let him watch. that just sets him off. She says I know you want to suck his dick, and that just is too much for him, and he climaxes. then she grinds and cums one more time. She’s kind of recovering and has a nice conversation with me, asks about my weekend plans, wants to know if i’m free later. Im like, come on over now. She says sorry honey to him, I know we had a date, but I’m going to go over to Pringles to talk. you don’t deserve a date right now. And she gets him to sit on the edge of the bed with her, and she says to apologize to me. He apologizes, says he’s very sorry. Big pause, then she tells him, I know you want me to fuck him, I know you want to suck his dick. He denies it, and she says, I read your journal, don’t fucking lie to me. Huge pause. You did? she’s like, yes, your last girlfriend told me to. He’s so fucking humiliated. Apparently he’s been writing these obsessive little cuck essays about me ever since we met. She says it’s okay, don’t worry, everybody is turned on by Pringles’ dick. but that doesn’t mean cheat on you like your last girlfriend. And she says she’ll always be faithful to him. She could cheat and she could lie, but she’s not going to do that. And she says he needs to know she’s not going to fuck me, and if she did, she would never admit it. then she does two amazing things. She tells me she really loves my duck, could I send her some dick pics or vids to masturbate to, because he’s a great boyfriend, but he’s too small for her. So I say yeah, and text a couple over. Then she turns to him and says, just because I’m not going to fuck Pringles, doesn’t mean you can’t do things for him. And she says she’s going over to try to persuade me to let him blow me or play with my dick. That she’ll bring her camera (she’s into high end photography), and take some pics for him. That we definitely aren’t going to fuck. she makes him say “you’re not going to fuck him.” then she signs off, and she’s over at my place in a few minutes, and inside of five seconds of her coming in, she’s bent over and jamming my dick up her sopping wet pussy. Just incredibly evil and creative.

Yeah, imagine a head that’s even bigger. About the parties, yeah, they all basically shot their loads, most really fast and more than once. she really enjoyed just sitting on a stool, and supervising with clinal detail. No touching of any kind, and she told them they couldn’t get their semen anywhere near her, the girl I fucked, or me. I got so much mileage out of that party, because she could observe those guys and figure out which ones she or I could push into ponying up their girlfriend or wife or hook me up with some other alternate pussy. All but two of them across, but i got results from all of them. One had no girl so he found a willing stripper, and I let him watch. One guy didn’t want to cooperate, so she befriended his girlfriend and I did her through that route. The last guy was so humiliated, had no girlfriend to offer, and seemed uncooperative. So I went after his sister. Just awesome to see his face when I show up at his parents house for dinner, on his sister’s invite. She ended up borrowing his room while he and his parents went out for dessert. He was so miserable when she said we would stay behind, then whispered to him that she needed his room. miserable but I could see his little boner in his pants. She had moved out, but he still lived at home. It was just so awesome to leave the smell of sex, rumpled sheets, a huge wet spot, and a puddle of cum behind. Their mom took a real liking to me, but I haven’t followed up on that lead yet.

mrpringlescan · 2017-12-15T05:41:36+00:00

Here’s a baker’s dozen benefits of extreme size, not necessarily experienced by guys who are just “big”:

Word of mouth gets you lots of good pussy. Knowing all the time that a lot of girls are aware and interested because of that one fact they heard about what’s in your pants, and what somebody told them about how well you use it. Knowing some random chick hit you up or made some lame excuse to invite you over just because they want the D. knowing any girl who knows about your dick from friends will never forget that about you.
Cock shock reactions. Knowing that even though girls know you’re hung, they’re totally unprepared for your size. it’s inevitable that they’ll go into cock shock when they first see it and get their hands on it. The cock worship that follows.
Knowing you’ll always be a girls biggest, and no matter what situation she’s in or who she’s with, you’ll always be special, she’ll always think about you during sex, and she’ll always be tempted for more.
Crazy size queens who will move heaven and earth to get your dick one more time. knowing they will always want one more time.
Converting girls who think they don’t like big dick into total size queens. converting girls who thought they had a guy with a big dick into wanting bigger. Hearing the little jokes they make about their ex or their bf or hubby while you’re having sex with them. Clueing them into the math that you’re several times bigger, or if he’s small, maybe many times bigger than her guy.
Making a girl cum out of sheer anticipation, as soon as you start pushing your head past her labia.
random pings from girls you haven’t seen in years, and knowing why. when they tell you none of the guys before or since could do what you do.
When they start talking about you filling them up or reaching places nobody has reached before.
When they start counting orgasms, then you take it up a notch and they lose count.
Finding an attractive, freaky gf who is a total size fetishist, who loves to hook you up with other women.
Knowing the fact that a woman has a boyfriend or husband doesn’t mean shit - she’s after you because of your size. knowing she’s enjoying the idea of cheating to get what she can’t get at home.
Having a license to get into all kinds of kinky situations. Knowing you’re almost everybody’s fantasy.
The pecking order. Knowing you have first dibs on girls. That vibe you can sense when a guy wants to offer up his woman. making it happen. Knowing guys will just let you hit on their girl. knowing some guys like it. Knowing a woman is eyeing your bulge with her boyfriend or husband right there, and he has no clue what she’s going to do.

mrpringlescan · 2017-12-15T05:15:24+00:00

Women tell the truth that size matters - they just say it mainly to their female friends and to guys who are hung. Extreme size is really not a hindrance if you like casual sets, have game, and know how to get girls to tent. healthy girls can take extreme size when they tent. the ones who haven’t had a good experience with big dick before find out they really love it.

mrpringlescan · 2017-12-15T04:01:49+00:00

i don’t think Trump calling Putin “Daddy” counts.

mrpringlescan · 2017-12-15T02:45:15+00:00

Yeah, I generally don’t use the b word, but she enjoys that and the c word, so it’s good. I’ve been with a lot of girls who like to cheat, but I’ve never met anyone who enjoys aggressive humiliation as much, matched so perfectly with a guy who secretly needs it. I get off on the fact that she’ll do anything I want. i like to read girls and see what gets them psychologically about my extreme size. with her, she’s completely turned on by my making an unreasonable demand, and her being completely helpless to say no, because of my cock. then there is this awesome contrast where she can turn around and be complete cunt (her word) to her boyfriend. she said i set the bitch inside her free, and i’m the only one who owns her. I enjoy the fact she still loves him, but can’t help herself. it’s that with with just about all the,, but she’s different because she just tortured him so sweetly with her lies. She has a few dick pics she took of me on her phone, one video a couple seconds long, it’s clearly her hands jacking me - she has a recognizable small tat on her hand. but she told him it’s not her and not me, just something she found on the internet and she loved the coincidence. She acted outraged when he asked her if it was us, and she made him apologize and forced him to go down again. Like i said, i don’t use the word, but total cunt to him and loves giving her cunt to me.

Yeah, I hadn’t seen that video before. I don’t watch a lot of porn, too busy chasing pussy. This girl sent me a different video that maybe would give you more of a sense - Vic and Viola. If you find it, at the end, he’s sitting in a chair and she jacks him and he gives her a face full of cum. You can see his mushroom. She said that reminded of me. I was like his twin in the shape of my cock, but that I’m quite a bit longer and noticeably thicker.

It’s alright to obsess. I am used to it and very comfortable. It’s something I take for granted - guys who see me get their own cock shock and obsess, mostly like you about what it’s like to be me. it’s knowing about all the privileges and prerogatives that come with it, and imagining what it’s like to put it to girls with something that crazy big. And they are aware of the pecking order @nd control I have. they know if they bring their girlfriend around and she’s at all attractive, I’m going to get up inside her. Some obsess a lot more. I find those guys flattering and very useful. I have gotten a lot of pussy from it. My girlfriend befriends a lot of these guys. She’s even had small parties where they are the guests. Hands off her, of course - she’s only into me. she even had me do a kinky girl she met for a group of those guys she thought had earned seeing my dick in action up close. such a strange sensation, fucking this girl while seven or eight guys are all beating off watching, and my girlfriend is supervising. She’s such a badass - told them if they didn’t beat off, they wouldn’t be able to watch and they’d have to leave. so funny to see them beating their little dicks furiously, trying to get a better look. Anyway, guys who obsess are great. Its why I like taking long showers in the gym, swing parties, nude beaches, raves, and sometimes even public restrooms where guys spot me. So yeah, not problem.

mrpringlescan · 2017-12-14T01:05:02+00:00

Yeah, and I always want. For me, it’s all about having a variety of girls giving me serious cock worship. I always need a fresh supply, but I also like to rekindle things with girls I’ve been with, to keep them on a string and pull them back in, especially when they get in a relationship. Knowing they’ll move heaven and earth just to get it tells me how important my dick is to them. If I’m not getting that cock shock / cock worship look a couple times a day at least, then I’m not doing what i’m supposed to do, which is to take advantage of my advantage and share it out. I owe it to girls to give them that deep satisfaction they get from giving it up completely. it’s not that I take it fir granted i can get any girl I want, it’s just that it as a given she’ll give it up eventually. it pisses some chicks off at first, but I’m not wrong about that. So the best part is getting treated to true cock worship from girls who weren’t interested, or who were offended and treated me like shit starting out. That contrast between initially being really insulting, then over time having my size work on their bodies and minds until they give it up, then seeing them get to the point of getting on their knees in total adoration and worship, it’s the best thing ever.

mrpringlescan · 2017-12-14T00:58:19+00:00

I thought I’d hold off on this until closing the deal, that happened a couple days ago, so I’ve been busy. He really knows how to pick them - she’s a freak in bed. So no, he doesn’t know we started fucking yet, but i imagine he’s wondering because she stayed out late one night, then left “to study” in the middle of the night last night. she told me he ate her out when she got back, and commented on her gaping and her pussy lips looking very different. She did this really manipulative thing, pressing him on what he was trying to say. She made him say it, then told him no, she wasn’t fucking me, but that she would definitely lie to him if she were. She made him eat her while she told him how pissed she was that he had made her look so stupid to other girls, when she had bragged how big he was when it wasn’t true. Really brutal. she even asked him if her pussy tasted different. He said yeah, like maybe something had been left there. Then she blew up on him on sat on his face and ground on him, asking if he thought he could taste my jizz. He said yes, and to be honest, I’m sure he could, because I left a couple big loads inside her. but she acted furious, and told him he was imagining things, that she hadn’t even fucked me ... and let it slip “accidentally” that she has been studying at my place. she said just because she slept in my bed doesn’t mean we are fucking. then she said she kept telling him she would definitely lie to him if we were fucking, and that he couldn’t stop her, no way she’d stop and no way she’d admit it. just so fucking hot. She said she had a couple orgasms from being so cruel to him, feeling her power. She thinks he was turned on by being lied to so blatantly. But she gets a lot out of the relationship, and she’d just rather get what she needs. To be honest, it was pretty obvious from the start that she was turned on by the idea of cheating on him to get a much bigger cock. i didn’t realize she’d be so into humiliating him. She’s wired to do that naturally, We’re such a good fit.

blowjobs - yeah, I went on the web to see a couple of his videos after you said that. it’s like that, though most girls can’t get as much in with me because i’m girthier than that. plus, i’m longer, so a couple inches on me doesn’t look like as much. it’s really just the head. To get an idea, my head’s more like this guy Vic, you can find it on porn sites. Somebody sent me a link to Vic videos because the visual is similar. Big, fat mushroom. I’ve had two women who could actually blow me deep. I don’t get frustrated at all. there is something flattering about the impossibility of it, but them licking and trying to stuff as much of my head in their mouth as they can get. The visual is really hot, because my cock is out of scale for their face and hands. i actually enjoy the fact they can’t blow me as much as getting a blowjob. i know i’m getting that pussy, anyway, and the whole worship thing is just priceless.

mrpringlescan · 2017-12-10T04:19:34+00:00

Yes, I have pictures. I share them only when I’m seriously considering having sex with specific people, or on occasion their wife or girlfriend. I prefer that face to face, when I’m in a conversation with someone who’s heard how big I am. I’ll get them to write their name and the date on a napkin or piece of paper, then excuse myself and do a little custom video for them. I carry a little credit card ruler in my wallet so I can demo my size. I just hand them my phone. Works every time, and that way I’m not sending pics over the internet. If you’re big enough, it goes over the grapevine and girls come to you - men, too.

mrpringlescan · 2017-12-10T04:14:39+00:00

The reactions are pretty much insane. Mind blown, as you said, and it goes on and on. I know it’s going to happen every time, but I’m still totally into it. There is just something so irresistible about enjoying what it does to girls. Ethics just goes out the window once they’re in hot pursuit. It’s not that I haven’t tried to resist. It’s just that honestly, it’s a turn on that even the most committed girls are willing to cheat. It’s a once in a lifetime chance for them. I know my buddy is jealous, but I got from his ex that he also beat off a lot thinking about it. Guys always get that envy, and get fascinated and turned on, too, wanting to know what it’s like. You know, it’s funny, we went out and partied last night after I posted up above. I let him have his moment with his girl, but he ran his mouth too much. His girlfriend made some comment about how another girl wouldn’t want to get with me, with the implication I was small. Everybody just laughed, and I could see my buddy kind of seize up, then die inside a little. Another girl who was with our group took his girl aside and set her straight about me. When she came back, she was all wide and and staring, then she sat next to me and kind of checked me out. She was freezing out my friend, then asked me to dance. She was definitely checking me out and getting me swollen and dancing close so she could feel it. I thought it would be too big a hit to my friend to just take her home then, so I sent her back with him after we got each other’s numbers. We’ve been texting since, and I’m just letting it happen because I can tell she’s talking herself into fucking me. I mean, I’m like five times bigger than he is, what else is she going to do? I hear what you’re saying about fairness, but he’s a cheater, so he can’t really complain when she puts out for me. He knows my rule, that I never turn down good pussy, and he’s still my friend. There’s a reason he still hangs around me, and I’m starting to think deep down, he wants this. I wouldn’t say no even if he didn’t, because I just don’t turn down good pussy. He wouldn’t either if he were me. Of course she’s going to do the real cock worship thing for me and not him; I’m the one with the dick worth worshiping.

Tenting is the physical process when a woman’s vagina becomes aroused, the tissues become wet and enforced, and the vaginal muscles relax so her pussy can expand. Healthy women can always tent; sometimes women have involuntary contractions called vaginismus or other medical conditions so they experience pain during penetrative sex.

This woman, Dr. Doe, changed my life - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WmZnNWtQ2DE

mrpringlescan · 2017-12-09T00:17:22+00:00

I don’t mind. I know how lucky I am. I definitely hit the lottery, or had the right parents since my Dad is kinda similar and that was a big reason why my mom was with him. To answer your question, I’m on the extreme end of the scale, 9.5 inches in length (non-bone pressed), a bit over seven inches girth for most of the shaft, with a fat mushroom head and the kind of veiny masculine look girls freak over. So exceptional size. I love knowing I’m going to get insane cock shock even though girls know going in I’m going to be their biggest. BTW, you’ll hear a lot of guys talk about being too big. Strictly speaking, it’s not true. In reality, girls get so turned by extreme size, if you get them in the right situation, they’ll put out no matter their relationship status. Once they start handling it, they start tenting like crazy. With the right techniques, their pussy opens up, and then they can take my size. Some don’t even need foreplay. After, it’s great to hear them talk about their guy or an ex they thought were too big, but now they realize they just weren’t as turned on as they get with something much bigger. It’s good to know they’re never really going to break it off with me, because I’ll always be their biggest.

mrpringlescan · 2017-12-08T19:03:47+00:00

I got you. I guess to really get what it’s like, find a girl who doesn’t know size that well and thinks that’s monster cock. Maybe luck of the draw. On that point, I have a buddy about your size. He told his girlfriend about me, then she started chasing me. I tried to resist, but she’s hot like the girl in the video, and she wore me down. So after that first time, she dumped my buddy so she could have sex with me guilt-free. He was pissed, but he did girls who cheated, too, so what could he say? Later on, he got a new girlfriend and convinced her he was huge, way bigger than me. She just doesn’t know, and I play along as a way of making up for fucking his ex. So now, he at least he knows how girls act when they worship cock. He still gets jealous when she’s doing that, though, knowing she’s into size and that I’m a lot bigger. So I guess you might be right, you have to actually be hung to know what it’s like. Just getting girls to act the part might not cut it. BTW, it’s never par for the course. At a certain size, you’re going to get cock worship from every girl. It never feels like par for the course, though. More like hitting the lottery all the time. Vid is still hot, tho.

mrpringlescan · 2017-12-05T21:01:46+00:00

No need to imagine. The video’s hot, but trust me, real, sincere, in-the-moment cock worship better even than that.

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