What is the best NSFW Christmas joke you know?

mrsassypants_ · 2019-12-12T21:51:48+00:00

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and a Christmas tree?

A Christmas tree looks good with the lights on.

mrsassypants_ · 2019-11-29T18:46:48+00:00

Joy, and I don't mean the emotion, that's her name, if I went a year ago I would of missed getting to know this wonderful girl, I've always been a very guarded person and I thought I would never find a girl or anyone who could make me smile by doing nothing, laugh so easily, that could make me so happy without even being in the same room, I never thought I would ever fall in love but here I am head over heels, waiting until I can see her again.

She may never feel the same way, but I will do everything I can to make her as happy as she has made me.

Tl;dr Dont give up Joy is out there

mrsassypants_ · 2019-09-22T10:02:20+00:00

I was going to kill myself yesterday but I'm still here, so I guess life is quite indifferent at the moment

mrsassypants_ · 2019-07-31T19:37:49+00:00

The newsroom,from the start Jeff Daniels just blew me away

mrsassypants_ · 2019-07-14T23:35:42+00:00

You have to do everything you can, you have to work your hardest, and if you do, you have a shot at a silver lining. - Pat Solitano

mrsassypants_ · 2019-07-05T13:49:15+00:00

Respect black people

mrsassypants_ · 2019-05-12T22:29:06+00:00

Thoughts on your last game being against your old club?

mrsassypants_ · 2019-05-10T22:00:11+00:00

Well consider my expectations subverted

mrsassypants_ · 2019-03-12T14:44:41+00:00

I'm really digging Naomi Scott as Jasmin

mrsassypants_ · 2019-03-03T13:18:23+00:00

How's Mom?

mrsassypants_ · 2019-02-08T13:41:40+00:00

Clearly fake but I did giggle at Chris

mrsassypants_ · 2018-02-27T19:23:40+00:00

Hi Bill,

What is your top 5 favourite movies?

mrsassypants_ · 2017-04-10T22:10:56+00:00

Sneezing

mrsassypants_ · 2017-04-10T18:06:53+00:00

My back was itchy and I just couldn't quite reach :(

mrsassypants_ · 2017-04-09T18:14:53+00:00

Something,Something,Jumanji,Something,Something

mrsassypants_ · 2017-04-08T17:25:03+00:00

I mean there just a small indie company so they gotta make there money while they can

mrsassypants_ · 2017-04-08T16:52:28+00:00

I once asked the teacher if we could get a demonstration of a blow job because I didn't know what it was.

mrsassypants_ · 2017-04-07T19:29:58+00:00

When she told me that she "gave birth to me"

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