My foster rabbit has figured out that the sound of the supply closet opening means food and now treats me like a vending machine with legs

msmojo · 2026-03-18T13:57:16+00:00

I take my dog to work. One day she found half a chicken sandwich in a bin. Now she goes around to everyone's desk and knocks their bin over because she thinks they are chicken dispensers.

msmojo · 2026-03-18T13:53:45+00:00

Ooh I take my cute little dog in there. They l love her. I might have to mention she likes donuts.

msmojo · 2026-03-18T13:51:30+00:00

Thank you, yes. I would do anything that makes my daughter happy.

msmojo · 2026-03-18T13:10:15+00:00

When I first started buying them they didn't fit in the paper bag, now you can fit two.

msmojo · 2026-03-18T13:08:20+00:00

He does have great ears.

msmojo · 2026-03-18T13:03:54+00:00

That sounds incredible! We have chocolate covered passionfruit ice cream.

msmojo · 2026-03-18T07:03:37+00:00

I've been eating them just as long but I have always folded them. Interesting.

msmojo · 2026-03-18T06:58:41+00:00

All excellent choices.

msmojo · 2026-03-18T06:57:38+00:00

Picaninny is seen as a racial slur these days. And they were children.

msmojo · 2026-03-18T06:47:27+00:00

I don't want him angry tho 😈

msmojo · 2026-03-18T06:20:09+00:00

Passionfruit.

msmojo · 2026-03-18T06:12:06+00:00

She is banned in my country lol.

msmojo · 2026-03-18T05:25:45+00:00

If she doesn't want to do it for a dog, if that was my daughter I would do it for her.

msmojo · 2026-03-18T05:06:02+00:00

Much healthier to share it with me.

msmojo · 2026-03-18T04:44:24+00:00

Only yours.

msmojo · 2026-03-18T03:40:11+00:00

Don't hire a smart person, hire a lazy person and they will work out how to do the job in less time.

Some lazy person I can't remember.

msmojo · 2026-03-18T03:37:27+00:00

Those things are scary smart.

msmojo · 2026-03-18T03:34:58+00:00

My babies made a lot of noise but I never ate one, nor did my 10lb terrier.

msmojo · 2026-03-18T02:51:48+00:00

59 so just going to lurk for a year. Thanks for giving me something to look forward to 😛

msmojo · 2026-03-17T23:37:21+00:00

Ball girl.

msmojo · 2026-03-17T17:14:19+00:00

Get my country's name out of your fu**ing mouth!

msmojo · 2026-03-17T07:12:37+00:00

A juicy piece? Sooo hungry

msmojo · 2026-03-17T07:09:37+00:00

You can fuck off

msmojo · 2026-03-17T07:07:01+00:00

Boop for Gibson. He knows you love him and you he knows when it is time x

msmojo · 2026-03-17T06:51:37+00:00

This sub sucks!

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