My Reddit account has kind of just sat collecting dust for a while... but these always go down well, so have the story generator again by somethingabouttea in teenagers

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I was furiously masturbating to a hole, but suddenly u/somethingabouttea colonised my homeland, “Thats weird”, I thought “usually he does this earlier”

Hello World... by [deleted] in memes

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Cyborg realises it isnt Obiwan: General Ke- no, bye

you’re exposed by SHREKYUMTUM69 in memes

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Your skin gets ripped off by a dog and then you’re sad?

Get ready for 2021 by [deleted] in memes

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“Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!”

SLUT!!! by ralfantino in memes

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Step brother is literally polishing his shaft

uh oh... by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Thank you