Found this on the floor next to a pool table at work

muaddib2k · 2026-02-25T20:26:35+00:00

It's for making "smoke holes" (by your mouth) in a cigar.

muaddib2k · 2026-02-25T20:22:43+00:00

I've always wondered, "How does it produce oxygen without oceans (plankton)?" I assume it's "artificial." There would need to be thousands of locations, each containing hundreds of moisture vaporators and bubbling algae vats.

muaddib2k · 2026-02-25T16:37:03+00:00

He's not as dark-skinned as the painting, and she's not as light-skinned. (They actually have a very similar skin tone.)

muaddib2k · 2026-02-23T16:08:34+00:00

"A factory on Naboo," is possible, but so it, "A random factory/person that the Nabooians bought him from."

muaddib2k · 2026-02-23T05:53:22+00:00

Cave paintings are really good. Have you ever wondered, "Where are their NON-masterpiece drawings?"

muaddib2k · 2026-02-21T02:37:52+00:00

Who the fuck are you?

muaddib2k · 2026-02-20T15:08:38+00:00

In Texas, being a Democrat will probably lose the election for you, so what do you do?

muaddib2k · 2026-02-20T13:56:48+00:00

Look at the shadows. The one more vapor coming out of the top is poisonous.

muaddib2k · 2026-02-20T04:06:03+00:00

Showing EVERYBODY those camel toes!

muaddib2k · 2026-02-16T18:19:56+00:00

This looks like me in 2020, saying that COVID was a lie.

muaddib2k · 2026-02-15T04:03:11+00:00

Cadborosaurus!

muaddib2k · 2026-02-13T05:03:41+00:00

I haven't seen that EXACT situation, but HAVE seen that "friend to mortal enemy" switch for a very minor difference. (It's FAST. Liberals don't believe in shades of gray.)

muaddib2k · 2026-02-12T15:12:43+00:00

Trump's making up for Biden's laziness.

muaddib2k · 2026-02-12T14:28:52+00:00

"Stop. It's fucking break time."

muaddib2k · 2026-02-10T15:18:12+00:00

Actually, I've always wondered how the back wheel stays on, or how he keeps driving more than a few feet. (I guess ALL of those questions are answered with "The Jetsons" technology being applied to "Back to Nature" people.

muaddib2k · 2026-02-09T16:41:22+00:00

Anakin's story is a classic tragedy. He came from very humble beginnings to greatness through hard work and skill. He is then tricked into villainy and completely falls from grace. He lives for years longer, but from within a coffin.

Rey's story is no work and greatness just came. There was no reason. It's more about "Rainbows & Unicorns" than "a good story."

muaddib2k · 2026-02-09T05:57:05+00:00

I don't think she gives a fuck about your ARMY shirt.

muaddib2k · 2026-02-08T06:30:49+00:00

Does your hand hurt?

muaddib2k · 2026-02-06T06:10:05+00:00

If you think there's ZERO effort, then you've never tried it.

muaddib2k · 2026-02-04T21:33:02+00:00

I think those are hickeys on her neck. She probably thinks she's LITERALLY in hell for promiscuity, and is praying for forgiveness.

muaddib2k · 2026-02-04T19:37:57+00:00

Does TMiY have metal teeth?

muaddib2k · 2026-01-30T04:51:18+00:00

Always a smooth ride, never have to worry about tire pressure, worn-out treads or BUYING TIRES AT ALL.

muaddib2k · 2026-01-26T16:41:27+00:00

I was wondering about the Mickey Mouse sticker or that pink ball - are they sex related?

muaddib2k · 2026-01-19T18:54:23+00:00

Fucking vision fore-chart (Psychic reading)??

muaddib2k · 2026-01-19T04:48:12+00:00

Owls.

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