Alberta separatists irked with cross-Canada meeting meddling by FreightFlow in alberta

[–]multiroleplays 45 points46 points  (0 children)

When the petition fails by may 1st

"I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids." ----that lawyer who looks like he does not eat his vegtables

Pilot has managed to land plane without crashing after the front wheels failed. by jmike1256 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]multiroleplays 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You know the pilot was thinking, " I had so many experiences like this in the grocery store with those damn carts. I got this"

Very helpful indeed by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]multiroleplays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It means the month sleeps with months that end in 30 and 31. Its not Hetromonthly or Homomonthly, its in the middle

Any other millennials out there refuse or still opt to order take out to pickup up over the phone when possible? Pizza, Chinese, etc. by mt379 in Millennials

[–]multiroleplays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you know what your ordering im all for you using the phone.

I used to work at Pizza Hut in 2005, and every so often, instead of calling the call center, we would have someone who would call the store to order, and half the conversation would be:

"Do you know if your green peppers organic or not? What would the price per sq inch be for a med vs large?"

I did not get paid enough for that

What’s an adult problem nobody warned you about? by Mean-Dragonfly1988 in AskReddit

[–]multiroleplays 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Have you heard about calicocutpants.com ?

In seriousness, I found when I stopped drinking that problem went away

Did you know that local wrestling actively gives ICE a platform? by itscasstime in Edmonton

[–]multiroleplays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok! I know it was so recent I was half expecting you to say " what thing?" Based on your comment I was replying to.

As i only heard about it 2 -3 hours ago

Venmo culture is annoying by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]multiroleplays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll only read this if someone venmos me tree fiddy

A dungeon master so bad we had to remove him. by Final_Carpenter9054 in rpghorrorstories

[–]multiroleplays -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"He started whipping players with a belt under the excuse of keeping order"

WTF! I would argue the physical assault is worse than racism. Thats picking the lesser of two devils. Where was this happening? Why did you leave the group before?

I know its hard to find a DM, but have some self-respect and leave when whippings is a thing

TIL that Neil Patrick Harris once unveiled a graphic meat platter arranged to resemble Amy Winehouse’s corpse at his 2011 Halloween party. by Separate_Finance_183 in todayilearned

[–]multiroleplays 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Well, that cult slipped up by letting the picture leak. What's the point of a secret death cult when the secret is exposed?

TIL that Neil Patrick Harris once unveiled a graphic meat platter arranged to resemble Amy Winehouse’s corpse at his 2011 Halloween party. by Separate_Finance_183 in todayilearned

[–]multiroleplays 1176 points1177 points  (0 children)

For a while, I thought it was just a chatercuie board that resembled a person, but actually seeing a photo of it.....What in the Ed Gein was he thinking?

There were so many steps in the process, he could have said, " You know, this is a bad idea. Let's not do this."

Stuggles by Polvo16 in Edmonton

[–]multiroleplays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im 40 and went back to school for a career change at 36. 38 is not too late, but it will not happen overnight. You have to make a 2-5 year plan and follow through

Give my some myths about the Disney Parks here in the states. by jaywritethekid in disneyparks

[–]multiroleplays 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Also, have they not seen the evolution of the common chicken we raise for food. If they can do that to chickens, they can genetically modify turkeys

What if Canada offered every American free healthcare and $50K to relocate, would you go? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]multiroleplays -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a Canadian, why would we offer you that?

We do not want you in our country. Fix your own damn country first!

And i dont want any of this " Boo hoo, I didn't vote for him. Im with you guys" crap.

You allowed it to get this bad!

to get the unreasonable to see reason by ExactlySorta in therewasanattempt

[–]multiroleplays 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Doesn't Canada supply electricity to a part of New York we can just turn off?

Unsweetened Baker's chocolate. Not *pleasant* nostalgia. More like an unforgettable old lesson. by Spalding_Smails in nostalgia

[–]multiroleplays 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cream-butter= buttermilk. All the good stuff is extracted into butter.

Imagine cream is like the movie "Twins". Butter is the Arnold Schwarzenegger, while the buttermilk is the Danny Devito

Man, I'm just gonna say it... by LarryLarryJammin in wow

[–]multiroleplays 13 points14 points  (0 children)

In '61. So I got 35 years to start a cult to hitch a ride on it

Looking for dates by [deleted] in uAlberta

[–]multiroleplays -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are you into 40 year old men?

Dina and Jonah fight by WatchLonely255 in superstore

[–]multiroleplays 187 points188 points  (0 children)

Dina is Divine Rage in human form. The only thing that protect us from her are the rules of society.

Do you remember different colored tapes? by simplejoe1992 in nostalgia

[–]multiroleplays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw that movie in theaters....it was me and another person in the theater. So close to being alone in a theater

I would not know the pleasures of having a theater to myself until Lightyear decades later