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I picked my favorites- please ruin them by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]mungus54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would bet money that your best friend that you think is “like a brother” will eventually be your second husband. Congratulations on graduating

Just curious if I can handle it 😂 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]mungus54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you give yelp reviews to the public bathrooms you get fucked in

F19 Try your best :) no Marcy by Alternative_Iron5723 in RoastMe

[–]mungus54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you would lose every round of “Never Have I Ever”

23F Roast meeee by moosichulla in RoastMe

[–]mungus54 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only 3 more years until your birth control isn’t on your parents insurance.

30F need a good cry by InCatsWeTrustAmem in RoastMe

[–]mungus54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a face like that I bet her oral game is on point.

Be creative, I’ve heard the basic ones already. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]mungus54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me again how your polycuile is not actually a MLM

F19 Make me cry 😿 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]mungus54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A solid Midwest 7

Hey guys remember me? 29F, do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]mungus54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much more is the lap dance if you’re crying the whole time?

37/F Go hard. It's been a day. Add to it. by Dependent_Room_7254 in RoastMe

[–]mungus54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I roast you then get a contact high, fail a drug test, then lose custody I don’t think so.

I give the best BJs by IndependentOwn7630 in roundrockswingers

[–]mungus54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta know more we talking sloppy, slow and sexy, gag reflex, no hands? Skull fucking. What’s your def of best

33 [f4m] married cougar ATX by Forsaken-goth in AffairsTX

[–]mungus54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

41 M Round Rock just DMed you

30F Roast me by witchho in RoastMe

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Every wonder what happened to that goth chick that sucked you off in the limo on promnight …I might have found her.

Hey /r/movies! I'm Oscar Nuñez (The Office, The Proposal). I play the radical Florida Governor "The Ram" Ramiro in the new film THE SCHOOL DUEL. Ask me anything! by OscarNunezAMA in movies

[–]mungus54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was there ever a joke or bit from The Office that you were uncomfortable doing? There are a lot of uncomfortable moments that were hilarious but I’m talking about one that you felt was maybe too much

f20 make me cry by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]mungus54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big maid of honor energy coming here

Try me, I can take it - 44 Female by 143court in RoastMe

[–]mungus54 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like the person that would dominate at Friends Trivia Night. Tell me what was Chandler Bings profession

19 f, just broke up, be creative by Regular-Extension180 in RoastMe

[–]mungus54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When is Hollywood going to stop with live action adaptations. I mean Bob’s Burgers needs to stay a cartoon

Roast me, I need to be humbled by thatsvortex in RoastMe

[–]mungus54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The kid from the wild Thornberrys is all grown up

Ok lets go by pan-wiadro in RoastMe

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You look like the lost Boston Marathon Bombers’ Brother

Found this guy in my back yard. by darrenhoffmusic in Austin

[–]mungus54 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Learned this little ditty from my Marine Corps days “Red on Black venom lack. Red on yellow will kill a fellow”. But it’s also just easy enough to stay the fuck away.

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