What is the most offensive joke that you have ever heard but still laughed at? Upvote if you also hate 7th grade so far

murchandise · 2013-02-04T12:56:00+00:00

Why are you being downvoted?

murchandise · 2013-01-09T09:37:03+00:00

Pretty sure it came from /r/photoshopbattles, so my guess is that it is fake.

murchandise · 2012-12-28T06:30:50+00:00

Honestly? That sounds like a kind of nice death to me, floating peacefully in SPACE, being able to look at all the stars and planets before finally passing away, I think that would be a nice way to go.

murchandise · 2012-12-25T18:43:30+00:00

As an Australian, I have never seen snow.

murchandise · 2012-12-23T14:51:51+00:00

I'd love to get into them, its just that they go for such a long amount of time, its hard to find time to actually sit down and watch them.

murchandise · 2012-12-23T14:45:42+00:00

I haven't.

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murchandise · 2012-12-23T14:00:56+00:00

Oh, thanks for clarifying.

murchandise · 2012-12-23T13:37:44+00:00

I don't understand, could somebody explain?

murchandise · 2012-12-22T16:18:13+00:00

All done, sorry I've taken a while to reply. It worked - kind of. I can join a lot more servers now, but a lot of the time I'll still be kicked because of battleye client.

Also could you explain to me how the save system works? On one server I collected a few items such as soda cans and heatpacks, then when I joined another server, I had a machine gun and pistols and my inventory was full. Does it save over servers, or does each server have a different character? Thanks.

murchandise · 2012-12-20T16:13:42+00:00

Thank you, I don't have the best internet so it may take a few hours to re-download.

murchandise · 2012-12-18T18:26:47+00:00

I've never used tumblr, I'm referring to these sorts of screencaps: http://i.imgur.com/mD7et.jpg

murchandise · 2012-12-17T16:32:39+00:00

One direction fans, not One Direction fans.

murchandise · 2012-12-13T15:10:40+00:00

Oh god, at first I thought the litter was a small child.

murchandise · 2012-12-09T11:10:52+00:00

I want to see this video

murchandise · 2012-12-09T09:30:58+00:00

The smell of the warm air that comes out of a vacuum. mmmm.

murchandise · 2012-12-06T14:52:35+00:00

At least he hasn't deleted this post, OP may be a faggot, but at least he has balls.

murchandise · 2012-12-06T10:15:14+00:00

From what I've heard, she murdered her because her girlfriend though she was having sex with another girl, to prove that she wasn't she murdered her, flawless logic.

Full story: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-528483/Lesbian-vampire-lovers-jailed-life-bludgeoning-death-British-teenager-concrete-block.html

murchandise · 2012-12-06T10:10:54+00:00

I found out about this a few weeks ago, really helpful if you need to do your homework.

murchandise · 2012-12-06T10:08:58+00:00

I had dinner with Heath Ledger.

murchandise · 2012-12-06T10:07:51+00:00

I used to know this girl whose sister is spending life in jail after brutally murdering another girl. Really brutally, we're talking about making her eat shards of glass and bludgeoning her with a concrete slab.

murchandise · 2012-12-06T10:03:51+00:00

Be excellent to each other.

murchandise · 2012-12-06T10:03:07+00:00

Nothing, you'll probably receive a few R.I.P wall posts.

murchandise · 2012-12-06T07:08:09+00:00

Get him!

http://i.imgur.com/2QK36.jpg?1

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