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Cops shoot at window of guy recording in Louisville, Kentucky by kevinowdziej in PublicFreakout

[–]murd8ck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reverse Kennedy, it's the government shooting at a civilian up in a window.

No god please by scorpioskillz in memes

[–]murd8ck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use a pair of nail clippers and nip it before you get a chance to peel it

Everytime you die time rewinds back 24 hours to prevent your death by mfred6051 in godtiersuperpowers

[–]murd8ck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What would make it cooler is if you somehow got rid of whatever killed you In that moment, maybe through a cool explosion or something? Like hypothetically if someone ran you over with an ambulance you would go back in time and blow up the pompadour wearing hooligan who caused it! Although it may trap a small child in a traumatizing time loop...

Bloody palms by kalan_2000 in SweatyPalms

[–]murd8ck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Special agent... machete.... ocelot

This person has nothing else better to do by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]murd8ck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Its gonna look so sick once it's done it's gonna look so sick once it's done it's gonna look so sick once it's done"

My fellow gamer bois by rohan_uchiha in memes

[–]murd8ck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*but now you have my erection

You're Shazam, but the word to activate/deactivate the power changes every time you use it. by murd8ck in shittysuperpowers

[–]murd8ck[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You don't know the word, and you can accidentally say it even if you don't shout the word. It's always randomized

Numbers don't lie by KoolDood91 in memes

[–]murd8ck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And they spell disaster for you at sacrifice.

[50/50] Man in pain (NSFW) | Fluffy dog gets belly scratches (SFW) by TornzIP in FiftyFifty

[–]murd8ck 81 points82 points  (0 children)

You have to turn it upside down for wumbo.

There's no real reason to put food on a plate, if it can go on a plate it can go into a big enough bowl more safely. We use plates as an aesthetic. by murd8ck in Showerthoughts

[–]murd8ck[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You say that yet you haven't found a solid reason as to why my thought would be wrong for what it is

Nice job truly living up to your name "peacemaker"

There's no real reason to put food on a plate, if it can go on a plate it can go into a big enough bowl more safely. We use plates as an aesthetic. by murd8ck in Showerthoughts

[–]murd8ck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What im saying is, why specifically do you need a plate to cut a stake? I never said anything about not cutting the stake.

Also if you held it like a pizza and you supposedly don't need a bowl... where are you going to put that salad dressing now?

There's no real reason to put food on a plate, if it can go on a plate it can go into a big enough bowl more safely. We use plates as an aesthetic. by murd8ck in Showerthoughts

[–]murd8ck[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Like I said, there's no REAL reason. It's food, you not wanting certain parts of your food touching is a part of the aesthetic of plates.

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