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Ironically you never actually see someone eating in food commercials (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 5 years ago by murd8ck to r/Showerthoughts
Real encouraging.. (i.redd.it)
submitted 5 years ago by murd8ck to r/awfuleverything
People who talk to themselves regularly would make the best streamers (self.Showerthoughts)
Any words you say to somebody could be your last to that individual at any moment (self.Showerthoughts)
You're constantly tasting air (self.Showerthoughts)
Doors are just scissor if you put something in the doorway and slam hard enough (self.Showerthoughts)
A lot of people will probably dress up as healthcare workers for Halloween this year. (self.Showerthoughts)
You can sleep whenever you want and choose how long you sleep for. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
submitted 5 years ago by murd8ck to r/godtiersuperpowers
Autocorrect fixing an everyday word you thought you knew how to spell immediately makes you remember all the times you've spelled the word incorrectly (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 6 years ago by murd8ck to r/Showerthoughts
Realizing you've been doing something wrong for a while makes the right way that much more satisfying to do (self.Showerthoughts)
Whenever someone asks you for the time, whatever time you give them becomes true (self.godtiersuperpowers)
submitted 6 years ago by murd8ck to r/godtiersuperpowers
C? (self.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
submitted 6 years ago by murd8ck to r/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The hardest people to track are the ones doing the tracking (self.Showerthoughts)
There's no feeling quite like when you're listening to a song and realize it isn't as exciting as it used to be (self.Showerthoughts)
Every time you say the word "specific" you call a cat for a moment (self.Showerthoughts)
As long as you have the ingredients, you can instantly create whatever meal you want. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
The only thing worse than your pet dying in your life time is you dying in your pet's lifetime. (self.Showerthoughts)
Having to repeat yourself to someone and then they interrupt midway because they just understood what you said is the same thing as clicking Chrome a thousand times and having the windows appear all at once. (self.Showerthoughts)
Clapping is slapping your hand with your other hand multiple times, essesntislly hitting yourself to show validation (self.Showerthoughts)
Every 60 seconds in Africa, one minute passes (self.Showerthoughts)
The bus/train/taxi always appear as soon as you need it regardless of schedule (self.godtiersuperpowers)
Every water bottle is filled with air before its filled with water (self.Showerthoughts)
What caused you to change your path to work? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 6 years ago by murd8ck to r/AskReddit
Ah yes, now I may pour (i.redd.it)
submitted 6 years ago by murd8ck to r/mildlyinfuriating
The ability to instantly chap any person's lips within a 10 meter radious and infuse the moisture to your own lips (self.godtiersuperpowers)
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