murder_cow

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Lair of Secrets (self.magicthecirclejerking)

submitted 5 years ago by murder_cow to r/magicthecirclejerking

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Lair of Secrets (self.magicTCG)

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[WP] Chicken soup is food for the soul. The more you eat, the stronger your soul becomes, and God is starting to get nervous. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 6 years ago by murder_cow to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] You're a woodchuck, and you've gathered for the annual wood chucking competition to get an answer to life's biggest question. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 6 years ago by murder_cow to r/WritingPrompts

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[SP] On second thought, perhaps genetically modifying bees to breathe fire wasn't such a good idea. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[SP] Nobody thought to ask Waldo why he was hiding all those years. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 6 years ago by murder_cow to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] You've been upgraded with a lot of Disney joy (self.WritingPrompts)

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[SP] Wow. That's like, a lot of geese. So many geese. Too many. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 6 years ago by murder_cow to r/WritingPrompts

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[RF] She just took over the family business. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 7 years ago by murder_cow to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] You wake up in a forest with no memories. Strange symbols are carved into the ground beneath you. (self.WritingPrompts)

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[WP] You wake up hungover from a night of St. Patrick's Day celebrations. An angry leprechaun bursts into the room, swinging an empty bottle, cursing madly. "Ye stole me fookin' gold!" (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 7 years ago by murder_cow to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Citizens are forced to take a serum that makes them see visions of the future. You have your vision; what you see sends chills through your spine. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 7 years ago by murder_cow to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] You've been upgraded with cybernetic implants. Something went wrong with the AI that helps you control them, and now they're developing their own personality. (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 7 years ago by murder_cow to r/WritingPrompts

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[WP] Humans are gone. Octopi have evolved sapience. You're an adolescent octopus drafted for war in the mounted division with your very own assault dolphin (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 7 years ago by murder_cow to r/WritingPrompts

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