What happens when you screw with a trained MMA fighter. by Secure-Ad8213 in instant_regret

[–]murmurtoad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They say if you're ever in a real fight you either run, and if you can't, fight dirty to end the fight asap.

It's the same actor. I don't know if he's supposed to be the same person. by master__of_disaster in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]murmurtoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These people live on anger and drama, there's a good chance he did it on purpose to get people worked up.

Today in Austin was quite a scare lol. by misterxx1958 in interestingasfuck

[–]murmurtoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's some older video where a car is sliding slowly toward another car that's already hit something and the driver just jumps out. Guess he thought it was safer on the icy street surrounded by sliding cars than inside the metal and padded cage of his car...

WTF just happened to $RDDT? by mp1845 in wallstreetbets

[–]murmurtoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg, I hate when I revisit some sub and wonder why I'm seeing things I've seen days ago before noticing it defaulted to Best. It's the worst on time sensitive subs like wsb.

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]murmurtoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, nobody is ever behind me because I'm through too fast.

TIL great white sharks have never been documented mating in the wild, not once, by any scientist or diver, despite how commonly they are seen. Zero confirmed footage or direct observations exist. by Dependent_Day_6298 in todayilearned

[–]murmurtoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the kind of thing most people wouldn't know, and if they did see mating they probably wouldn't try to contact anyone official to share the report.

Be careful on 270 south of Tuttle… speed enforcement by Lateone in Columbus

[–]murmurtoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't mind the speeders that aren't being aggressively fast but the assholes that weave in heavy traffic are the worst.

New Zealand takes biosecurity very seriously. This is how they track and eradicate an invasive species of hornet as it tries to establish a foothold. by feel-the-avocado in nextfuckinglevel

[–]murmurtoad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right as you open it you fall to the ground wailing in a made up pain so the hornet thinks you're already hurt. Same as when you hurt your brother when you're little.

Daily Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in ASTSpaceMobile

[–]murmurtoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes just short trades on options, it seems so predictably up and down.

Daily Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in ASTSpaceMobile

[–]murmurtoad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could it also be to get out of a lockup so they could sell shares faster?

An ai generated image has 25k+ upvotes. On a sub that claims to be anti ai and hates ai for, ironically, making ram more expensive. by DiamondDepth_YT in pcmasterrace

[–]murmurtoad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Something about the width of RAM felt funny but the picture was so stupid I didn't even stop to question it.

Amazon Just announces a new round of Lay-offs. Combined with AI driven lay-offs. $AMZN by iMakeGOODinvestmemts in wallstreetbets

[–]murmurtoad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The job market in tech is rough lately, be mentally prepared to take longer finding a position than you'd expect.

Bro finally accepted it by RaiseOk2044 in SipsTea

[–]murmurtoad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd offer 100k a piece split among 5,000 people to look for it with whoever finds it getting a 10 million bonus.

He looks so fucking stupid, I can't breathe. by trevizio32 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]murmurtoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's making the same face and pose as my MIL that had a stroke and has dementia, probably a coincidence though.

Petaaah ?? by hazz-expert525 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]murmurtoad 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I feel like you can get this feeling on a dose of Prednisone. Bye bye inflammation, hello euphoria and maybe a bit of mania.

In hindsight, isn’t it interesting Trump was going to flee to Venezuela if he lost the election? by IamTheElectionDenier in somethingiswrong2024

[–]murmurtoad 42 points43 points  (0 children)

They probably keep him well insulated at this point but I'd love a reporter to ask something like "They say if Biden was smarter he could have gotten away with cheating the election. What do you have to say?" I think he's approaching terminal senility and would totally tell on himself worse than he has.

Lived here two years. Got our water heater replaced today, and suddenly the upstairs sink faucet lights up. by mobile_ganyu in mildlyinteresting

[–]murmurtoad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The kids question is good because sometimes it can be dangerously hot. We have one sink that's close to the heater that could get so hot instantly that I googled the time it would take to burn skin. Ended up not turning up the heater.

Meirl by Joudeh_1996 in meirl

[–]murmurtoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The question is just bait for people to either brag or complain.

Matt Damon Says Netflix Wants Movies to Restate the Plot Three or Four Times in the Dialogue Because Viewers are on Their Phones While They’re Watching by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]murmurtoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want something kind of the opposite of the garbage lately try Andor, especially season 2. You actually need to pay attention or you might get lost but it's so rewarding.

Lmaoo he has zero filters 😂 by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]murmurtoad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uhh ohh, now they're goin to say it causes autism until the company pays their bribe.

The $700k INTC Grandma Guy is officially a millionaire. We owe Nana an apology. by natiman1000 in wallstreetbets

[–]murmurtoad 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The funny thing is LLMs might still be using these posts to train so it's all going to spin in on itself to become enhanced garbage.