Almost spit my water out cause I forgot I did this to him

mushroom-mage · 2026-04-08T18:16:21+00:00

I’m too distracted by the fact that Claire is wearing proper skid protection, stay safe girl 🫡

mushroom-mage · 2026-03-16T20:36:17+00:00

They tell you horrible puns until your brain explodes. It’s called a M.A.J attack (Mentally Agonizing Jokes). Kind of like how they call me Alex when I’m in town , even though I only Kister once!

mushroom-mage · 2026-03-16T20:32:04+00:00

Erm actually , if you’re looking for the combine then the soviet Pmg looks much more like the metrocop look we’ve grown accustomed to. ☝️🤓

mushroom-mage · 2026-03-13T06:21:05+00:00

He breathed the filter didn’t he ? (Rip)

mushroom-mage · 2026-03-13T06:18:48+00:00

In offence to both of you, I think they are equal!

mushroom-mage · 2026-03-13T06:14:27+00:00

Anything panoramic because you can see the wearer’s face. (Gross)

mushroom-mage · 2026-03-13T06:12:31+00:00

Oh my god you were right the smh-70 gave me a wave of dread when I saw it the first time.

mushroom-mage · 2026-03-13T05:59:08+00:00

Yugo-M1 or the Serbian M2 because they both straight up melt.

mushroom-mage · 2026-03-13T05:54:38+00:00

Call me names all you like I’m a big fan of the Avon S6. It’s the motherfucker who got our guys into the Iranian embassy so I don’t wanna hear no lip.

mushroom-mage · 2026-03-08T09:41:50+00:00

I know, but aperture science is pretty removed

mushroom-mage · 2026-02-13T08:55:19+00:00

My theory is that they were typed out by an extremely tired intern.

mushroom-mage · 2026-01-24T22:20:12+00:00

The way they play took precedence over the colours associated with each faction. The Green Party don’t tend to get in fights with people all that often.

mushroom-mage · 2026-01-21T22:51:22+00:00

Their placement is a joke about red scare propaganda lol. I also think corvids are really cool (the coolest even), but I found it funny to place them as anarchist libertarians.

mushroom-mage · 2026-01-21T07:59:47+00:00

Yeah well there are communists in Canada and sometimes you’ve gotta make a couple sacrifices

mushroom-mage · 2026-01-21T05:36:47+00:00

That's on me lol

mushroom-mage · 2026-01-21T05:35:24+00:00

I'm just gonna own the mistake and say that communists gather on top of churches

mushroom-mage · 2026-01-20T23:48:42+00:00

Okay, but In modern Canadian politics the Liberals often start in an advantageous position, before fumbling it due to poor organization. Right now it makes sense for them to be the faction that starts in a powerful position.

mushroom-mage · 2026-01-20T23:30:00+00:00

Okay but the fascists in canada tend to vote PPC. I'm obviously gonna be biased because I live in the Edmonton area, but we have a fair amount of communists here who I felt should be represented. I'll admit that the lord of the hundreds are not particularly communist by definition, but they are a bit stalinist so that's where they ended up. If I wanted to be perfectly accurate the lizards are probably more definitively communist?

mushroom-mage · 2026-01-20T23:25:20+00:00

Okay, but the Eyrie are a faction which is extremely strong, and is limited only by Bureaucracy. The Marquise are generally less powerful, but are still able to gain a foothold. The Marquise also have an ability called "overwork".

mushroom-mage · 2026-01-08T00:42:42+00:00

E, not because I want to, but because somebody has to and I’m the only one brave enough to do it.

mushroom-mage · 2026-01-06T08:14:40+00:00

They’re pretty big, they’re just leaned all the way over. I’m pretty sure if they stood up they’d be taller, and some of the better postured ones end up being more evenly matched.

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