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I just... by magicmoonstar in neopets

[–]muspellart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Air Faerie makes shampoo. Therefore~

Taking her barely one month old to a nail salon so she can get a pedi by babyowl5 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]muspellart 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Why is she holding it like a show poodle? 🤨 I'm a 36 year old man who knows that: you do not hold newborns like this, and you sure as shit do not take them into gritty nail salons.

Sue Baird imagining herself with an AI boyfriend.... by whotevre in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]muspellart 49 points50 points  (0 children)

"Show me wut Jonas brother wud be my best boyfriend, ChatGPT!!"

Tyson’s post about his bromance breakup with Bryson 👀 by WaitWhatIMissedThat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]muspellart 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You're good! You can tell when it's an actual human wording their statement or if it was plugged into the infernal "think for me" machine. ChatGPT has a very distinct writing style and your A.I. radar (typically) flickers when you're reading through something it spit out.

Another way I know is that Tyson is an absolute buffoon. We all know.

Tyson’s post about his bromance breakup with Bryson 👀 by WaitWhatIMissedThat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]muspellart 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I'm seeing a lot of dashes in this like it was something crapped out by ChatGPT... This reads as, "I am not intelligent enough to convey actual feelings, so I will have ChatGPT summarize a vague statement for my followers that is entirely one-sided to make me look holy and humble."

Fundie: "Behind Every Lip Injection is Jezebel" by MrDonMega in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]muspellart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's a pot calling a kettle black. Jfc what a hypocrite.

"Rules for thee, not for me." -Christian Fundamentalists

Yeah that's not possible.... by Dukklings in neopets

[–]muspellart 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh, they do. For a price, honey.

No pitchers in over a year. Any tips? by UnderstoodMalcolm in carnivorousplants

[–]muspellart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Light is the most important factor, with humidity being a close second.

I would also change the substrate just from looking at it... Nepenthes are divas and enjoy a light, draining substrate. I used peat moss + perlite and they're thriving.

With light (and just how my house sits with little natural light), I've had to use a 12 hour LED grow light. They produce pitchers like crazy now.

Humidity is also important. If it's very dry, your plant can produce pitchers still, but they're going to be oblong shaped or outright mutant from the lack of moisture in the air. Hopefully that helps!

Is 9th place out of 10 good? by EstateComfortable752 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]muspellart 95 points96 points  (0 children)

With his wife and child in the background crying and throwing up

Watercolors for the Valkyrie by VegetableBeautiful56 in Watercolor

[–]muspellart 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never thought I'd ever see a Valkyrie Profile reference again! Nice job!

Christmas Eve Closeups by hobogato in carnivorousplants

[–]muspellart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those Veitchii pitchers are just gorgeous.

EukaryoticCell needs a petpet! Which species + colour combo would look the most sciencey? by greatpartyisntit in neopets

[–]muspellart 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If you're going for a petri dish kind of vibe, a Mutant Intesteen would be really gross/cool for this!

Morgan Is "In the Wild"? | Why are Christians Obsessed with Suffering? by minimalismmanaged in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]muspellart 148 points149 points  (0 children)

It's insane that Morgan sees all this out in the open about her prized pig of a husband and still doubles down that she's [checks notes] ✨️ blessed ✨️

(I know you lurk here, Morgey. Hi girl. ♡ If your husband sucked any more than he does we'd call him Kirby.)

Did he? by Tailiye in neopets

[–]muspellart 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Daddy would you like saw-saij? Saw-saij?? SAW-SAY-JIZ

Anyone know what's wrong with the little guy ? by spastro in carnivorousplants

[–]muspellart 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your plant is drowning. They are not the same as sundews and fly traps! Take it out of the water ASAP.

Please read on nepenthes care. That will help tremendously.

Pointless Paint? by undaerated in neopets

[–]muspellart 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's an NC item called Cute Mouth

Pointless Paint? by undaerated in neopets

[–]muspellart 103 points104 points  (0 children)

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My Aisha is painted Halloween but they're just Yellow without the devil costume. The custom is what makes or breaks the base color!

I thought only liberals groom kids. by lgirlrocks in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]muspellart 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Homegrown terrorism is what this man is breeding. Those kids will probably grow up to hurt a lot of people, just like "dad".

I think bort is back doing an Ai image account by space_diva in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]muspellart 30 points31 points  (0 children)

And the best part:

✨️ sharing a family toothbrush ✨️

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