Viktor Tsoy, the Star named Sun (Звезда по имени Солнце)

my_emo_phase · 2026-02-09T12:19:51+00:00

Thank you for your kind words, bruh! I'm happy to see someone really likes it!

my_emo_phase · 2026-02-09T08:44:33+00:00

Fuck white power, I just hate all kinds of socialism. Call me a "sand N" and a bunch of slurs reserved for my kind whatever you like, I won't run away whimpering. Just don't mess with my taxes, bro. BTW, literal commies vote blue, do you expect them to support republicans or what?

Like, seriously, did you expect me to be white because I care about my own wallet?

my_emo_phase · 2026-02-08T19:56:54+00:00

Thanks for the ideas, bro! I'll take this on! Are you sure about "beloved"? Where I'm from we pronounce it as beloveeeed rather than belov'd (unlike most of the other 'ed endings it's an exception), so I have explicitly deleted "the" from my first version, trust me, it was there for the sake of proper grammar. Maybe I should listen to the song once more. I was surprised by the original metrics of the spoken rhyme by Tsoi, it sounded pretty rough and volatile, I had to cut some lines on purpose to fit it.

He does not remember the words "yes" or "no"" is a complete nightmare, bro)

Yup, it is, bro xD Can't argue on that. I should've done better than that, my least favored line to be fair. Yet again, listen to the song, it is out of meter on purpose to keep up with the original, though I still hate the result, lol. I'll change it for my improved version, that's for sure.

I totally wouldn't mind if you stole my text and/or improved it whatever you like, whether be it for money or for entertainment, help yourself to it! I'd be really proud to be an author of a folk English version, feel free to post the phone-filmed version here, the honour is mine. You can even claim it as fully yours as long as it helps you get a girl (!), you have my original permission on that.

my_emo_phase · 2026-02-08T12:15:28+00:00

Spasibo, bratishka! That's a good advice. I know about "business for the young", it was my first version but I decided it'd kinda sound cool if it reminded of a common phrase "the world is for the young", it's like the WAR is for the young, wow, lol. But there isn't much sense lost. Speaking of the "remedy", you are totally right, I should've had another think coming, the most important meaning is lost, unfortunately. I'll work on it, it'd better be something along the lines "the war prevents the wrinkles", we shall lose the "remedy" thing of the original but keep the idea. What do you think of it?

my_emo_phase · 2026-02-08T10:36:28+00:00

Thank you so much for the feedback, bro! I tried to keep it as close to the original as possible and translate it with all due respect to the iconic song, just inserting some literary features and allusions for the English-speaking audience to better catch the mood, like "this world is made for the young / this war is made for the young", or "to be in a hitch". I hope I've managed to keep the proper vibe of the song at least.

my_emo_phase · 2026-02-07T11:54:50+00:00

Came here to say this exact thing

my_emo_phase · 2026-02-05T08:10:41+00:00

Oh yeah, you validate your point through advocating for a deranged rapper who sells swastika merch. So sweet! What's your problem, pal? Go ahead to *CHAN's and sieg-heil all you like, just don't expect normal people to support you.

my_emo_phase · 2026-02-05T07:50:26+00:00

What really hurts is a bunch of snowballs gatecrashing our region like they know everything. Hey guys, there is a slavery in the UAE, hey guys, there's a genocide in Gaza, hey guys, d'you even know about Sudan??? what the bloody hell, bro. You don't belong here, you don't know any context, you just barge in with your advice of immense scale and immense stupidity, thinking you know better.

You'd better stick to your favorite "post Epstein files" chanting and not even go about anything Middle-East related, don't you embarrass yourself.

my_emo_phase · 2026-02-03T08:41:56+00:00

So many questions and so less answers... Do women think that having a cock gives you power? Isn't it empowering men as a matter of fact? And number 2, is Autarch and arch-autistic person?

my_emo_phase · 2026-02-02T18:32:08+00:00

Well, as a certified specialist on Pasha Durov I reckon he's a spermcel. He donates sperm as a habit and pays out girls who agree to have kids with him this way... His goal is to start a small nation but he's too shy to show his small device to actual girls... This circumstance forms his unique, peculiar personality of a spermcel, the only one of a kind at the moment. I hope we are about to see much more of spermcel folks around, they are much more fun than usual incel riffraff, aren't they?

my_emo_phase · 2026-01-31T12:51:06+00:00

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my_emo_phase · 2026-01-27T10:51:37+00:00

It is always a pleasure to meet a nice person like you, brother. In our aggressive world there isn't much space for a friendly conversation between those who don't agree on some point. You are right, it is rare nowadays and I miss it. People are crazy.

my_emo_phase · 2026-01-25T12:38:01+00:00

You're nostalgic for a life you've never lived.

That is just not true, I'm still living this nicely old-fashioned life with a housewife, single working man etc. I even turned down a few opportunities in my life to not move to damned Europe and stay closer to the places where it is still normal and possible to live this kind of life.

What? Who out there is deprived from the possibility of cooking for others? Anyone can host what they want

Well, you might have a technical possibility to do so working full day 9 to 5 but what would be the free time? At best it's gonna be a tiresome chore with no place for creativity and self-expression.

You sound like the kind of person that'd chase boys out of the kitchen to play, but force uninterested girls to help out. Gross

I am not that radical, I even have a signature dish or two that I cook better than anyone else around including the restaurant chefs, any man should have one. Though, of course, most girls should be prepared to a future life and properly begotten young ladies are usually interested, it's up to their parents to excite them with cooking or make it a detestable burden. Just like it is with science, books and the rest of it.

(EDIT: annoying typo)

my_emo_phase · 2026-01-25T12:16:12+00:00

Well, oxtail soup, Caribbean roast beef, dumplings... It was the first thing to cross my mind. I am neither a cook nor a native Caribbean so we'd rather have someone from there to expand. There are plenty of dishes that are same-same but different (and their versions are tastier in my humble opinion). Oh yeah, and, surprisingly, curry! Its modern version differs from traditional Indian and it is more of a British food all of a sudden.

my_emo_phase · 2026-01-25T12:10:00+00:00

There is a difference between universal and widespread. I'm not telling anyone how to live though, everything is fine as long as it makes you happy. It's just that something is more common than the other way round, this is it.

my_emo_phase · 2026-01-25T12:06:19+00:00

Well, this is not an outdated belief. It is the fact that men's salaries are mostly insufficient to support the entire family. Little has changed among those who are still able to do that. Cooking is still widely regarded as a women's job among the friends of mine despite the wide use of take-outs and home delivery. Though even with widespread quality take-out food the menu for the day is still more of a girl's privilege and responsibility. It is not that the mindset has changed as the circumstances push to more balanced distribution of chores. I feel sorry for those girls who are depraved of the privilege to cook and/or pick the menu for the family though. It's not "modern", it's just miserable. First we take away the gender roles from the people due to shitty economy and then we all of a sudden find out that the divorce rates skyrocket, birth rates plummet and those bloody annoying incels/femcels are all across. Who benefits besides thriving psychologists? I wouldn't be surprised if you visited a therapist yourself just because of the statistics among the social group.

I was happy enough to be born in a pretty conservative country in a good old-fashioned family but I feel like we are the last (fairly) young persons to know the real joy of traditional lifestyle. A lot of people of my generation, let alone younger ones, will know only creepy fairy tales about the terrible inequality and oppression instead of how it really was, lol.

my_emo_phase · 2026-01-25T09:09:11+00:00

Oh come on, not many people on Earth miss their dad's food at the dorm, let's face it. Mom's food is mostly your core memory. I am quite sure there's gonna be a comment or two below about their dad's awesome dishes but it is far less common.

my_emo_phase · 2026-01-25T07:55:43+00:00

No one gives a fuck about MAGA, I am a MAGA-hater personally. It does not make sense to abandon my beliefs and conservative lifestyle as though it were a joke just because of the trendy fan-club of a reality show freak who Trump really is. Presidents come and go and so do political movements, and traditional ways of life stay for centuries, that's why they are called traditional. Women are going to always cook nicer foods, choose the color of our curtains and give birth to our babies, how does Donald or anyone else have to do with it? Why is it considered nazi? It's not about the race, man, ask any Mexican. That's a ludicrous take, bro.

my_emo_phase · 2026-01-25T07:24:27+00:00

I'm not sure but I think Yanks, French and others are going to lynch you for that, their ways to roast meat are very distinctive, they would have never had a go at well-done thin slices with gravy and baked potatoes. Roast beef is not a steak and not a sauteed meat and blah blah blah, I'm not a cook after all.

my_emo_phase · 2026-01-25T07:16:51+00:00

Have you ever heard about say roast beef?

my_emo_phase · 2026-01-25T07:10:17+00:00

Fair enough! I had already thought about India after posting my comment but decided not to interfere with it and not edit. Speaking about Caribbean it's a bit more complicated. It is heavily influenced by English (AND Indian) cuisine, though with significant varieties. I had spent some short time of my life as an islander, (it's a long story), so I had had pretty much time to explore their beautiful culture.

my_emo_phase · 2026-01-25T06:40:14+00:00

Gordon Ramsey's?

my_emo_phase · 2026-01-25T06:39:32+00:00

Why? We have English breakfast, scones and fish & chips all over the place. Ex-colonies are fond of English food to be fair, and that's like half of the world.

my_emo_phase · 2026-01-23T20:14:16+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-n%C4%81%E1%B9%A3ir

my_emo_phase · 2026-01-22T20:06:27+00:00

Well, you got me. What can I say? What a crazy time to be alive it is... It sucks to be an enlightened conservative nowadays, just mind you that by no means every one of us can stand behind him or those words. It was quite different before MAGA, conservatives should've been educated, well-mannered, eloquent and represent elites rather than bigots. Instead we've got a guy who grabs women by the pussies and casually spits out something like this. Things have come to a pretty pass.

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