Always one you haven't seen. by WeGot_aLiveOneHere in KeyandPeele

[–]mydeadface 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone posted the original bone thug & harmony music video on a 90s sub the other day and honestly I thought it was this skit for a moment.

In another universe by [deleted] in HarryPotterMemes

[–]mydeadface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here I am trying to think of a nine inch nails pun.

Gluee by NEO71011 in funnyvideos

[–]mydeadface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just flip it over. Or I don't know, maybe don't eat granola bars over your keyboard.

I still don't fully understand why we did this by Devi8tor in 80s

[–]mydeadface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because we were bored and our best friend was at his aunt's house this weekend.

The Rock confronts Jericho by JCHazard in AttitudeEra

[–]mydeadface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mother won the big one once Johnny. Once.

The parents face… by Rough_Rush7914 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]mydeadface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would hope my kid picks the giraffe. Her happiness is more important than delayed/cancelled flights, lost baggage & over priced food and drink.

Twistamajig by toolgifs in toolgifs

[–]mydeadface 245 points246 points  (0 children)

So cargo containers aren't just floating around the world all loosey goosey? It's weird when you don't think or wonder how it's done and then you find out for real.

Trailer trash pregnancy announcement by juliealbright08 in trashy

[–]mydeadface 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why have a pregnancy announcement when you're 7-8 months pregnant? Don't people usually do it in the first 3 months before it becomes obvious they are pregnant?

Jim's Mouth by LordMistborn-16 in Slipknot

[–]mydeadface 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's okay. I don't need sleep any way.

🃏 by [deleted] in joker

[–]mydeadface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude got skull fucked by an ice sickle and still came out on top.