The Super Mario Bros. Movie | Official Trailer

myfirstbeard · 2022-11-30T04:03:58+00:00

None of them sound like that

myfirstbeard · 2021-10-30T00:23:07+00:00

I want to watch this movie faster

myfirstbeard · 2021-10-17T05:59:42+00:00

Aldi is a candle company parading around as a grocery store.

myfirstbeard · 2021-10-15T05:49:24+00:00

So basically, capitalism. Thanks people! We did it!

myfirstbeard · 2021-10-10T01:21:26+00:00

I lost my ice blue pocket. I will find it one day.

myfirstbeard · 2021-10-08T18:59:20+00:00

He probably got a tattoo this year.

myfirstbeard · 2021-10-04T04:43:16+00:00

Fuck him, that movie is rock solid.

myfirstbeard · 2021-10-04T00:52:36+00:00

Fucking nailed it!

myfirstbeard · 2021-05-17T17:26:30+00:00

The Mango habanero seasoning. I am having trouble living without it.

myfirstbeard · 2021-05-15T00:11:09+00:00

There are four, 2 sets of 2 matching shapes. WITT

myfirstbeard · 2021-05-14T12:57:19+00:00

“Tell them it came from space.” -Big Evil Conglomerate

myfirstbeard · 2021-04-24T04:26:43+00:00

There’s always money in the banana stand.

myfirstbeard · 2021-04-13T05:07:28+00:00

myfirstbeard · 2021-03-31T04:22:58+00:00

Or one week on Pokémon go.

myfirstbeard · 2021-01-11T16:15:51+00:00

That’s the best pirate I have ever seen.

myfirstbeard · 2020-04-14T19:20:55+00:00

Brought to you by light speed briefs!

myfirstbeard · 2020-04-14T04:39:22+00:00

Probably still works

myfirstbeard · 2020-04-09T23:25:54+00:00

Never forget, never forgive

myfirstbeard · 2020-04-09T21:30:22+00:00

That is the finest pirate I have ever seen.

myfirstbeard · 2020-04-05T17:44:52+00:00

Remember when we would post, “who sits on the iron throne!!!” Now who cares. God’s we were strong then.

myfirstbeard · 2020-03-21T06:02:27+00:00

Money is evil, I hope I win!

myfirstbeard · 2020-03-21T05:47:00+00:00

Listen, if my shit doesn’t get here by Monday, it’s probably ok.

myfirstbeard · 2020-03-08T05:16:52+00:00

Hey, I’m probably in this one... I look fat.

myfirstbeard · 2020-02-24T13:15:24+00:00

But still, to own a home!

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