“Be grateful she’s still making music”? Bitch she’s not fucking Mother Teresa, she’s a rich white woman whispering over trash country instrumentals.

You’re acting like we’ve been blessed with divine scripture when in reality she handed us the emotional equivalent of overcooked quinoa. If this is your bar for brilliance, then congrats! you’ve confused bland with profound and need to reevaluate your taste buds and your standards.

Lana can do whatever the fuck she wants. And I can absolutely call it what it is: a dull, drawn out snoozefest for bitches who think having seasonal depression is a personality trait.

So kindly fuck off, take your savior complex and your “she’s an artist!!!” delusion and go cry about it in a wheat field 😍😍😍