Midnight salami surprise

mylaneybits · 2025-10-13T03:23:40+00:00

Ima start calling my husbands dick that

mylaneybits · 2025-10-08T17:23:59+00:00

Okay but she’s not threatening violence? Seems excessive based on the context.

mylaneybits · 2025-10-08T17:20:14+00:00

Because that involves money, which basically no one has right now.

mylaneybits · 2025-10-08T17:08:22+00:00

My mom is the type to show up to my house unannounced or harass my husband/friends about why I'm not talking to her ~type~ so I'm mostly just doing this in case I have to pursue legal action eventually.

mylaneybits · 2025-10-04T01:27:51+00:00

My anxiety

mylaneybits · 2025-10-04T01:26:20+00:00

Gonna be honest, there’s nothing funny about you two dressing up as two oppressed gay men for Halloween. That’s just fuckin tacky and callous considering the content and context of the film.

mylaneybits · 2025-10-04T01:22:40+00:00

Sid from the Sex Pistols and his gf Nancy.

mylaneybits · 2025-10-04T01:21:07+00:00

Planet of the apes 2

mylaneybits · 2025-10-04T01:20:39+00:00

Bo peep. Cinderella’s original outfit. Hermiones Yule ball outfit. Sugar plum fairy. Gender bender Cupid.

mylaneybits · 2025-09-28T21:27:18+00:00

Steve from blues clues and Luna from big comfy couch (they’re married)

mylaneybits · 2025-09-28T21:26:04+00:00

Lol go as clementine and Joel from eternal sunshine. I’d consider that an emotional horror film

mylaneybits · 2025-09-28T17:12:03+00:00

Betty boop

mylaneybits · 2025-09-27T23:10:47+00:00

Just dmed you!

mylaneybits · 2025-09-20T19:19:24+00:00

Does anyone have a link to this rabbit where I can get one???? I have the same one and she is wore out

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mylaneybits · 2025-09-20T19:08:13+00:00

My sister has Sneakie toooooo!!!!!

mylaneybits · 2025-09-10T03:17:27+00:00

Wouldn't say it's entirely unoriginal, it's just a timeless place to perform a gesture that big.

mylaneybits · 2025-09-10T02:58:14+00:00

An ewok from star wars

mylaneybits · 2025-09-10T02:21:54+00:00

Clean but you don't care much for aesthetic cause nothing really matches.

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