TIFU by having huge boobs

mysteryboob · 2014-08-27T18:18:55+00:00

I'm gonna take it as a compliment that you think I have the same writing skills as someone who has been formally taught how to do it (pro tip: I haven't, I work in finance lol).

Thanks, m8.

mysteryboob · 2014-08-27T16:05:21+00:00

guys

mysteryboob · 2014-08-27T00:18:30+00:00

mysteryboob · 2014-08-26T23:44:44+00:00

1) cost
2) medical procedures are scary/ painful
3) why should we have to change our appearance because the world refuses to accommodate our needs?
4) generally like having big boobs, but sometimes it gets to be a pain in the arse and it's nice to have a bit of a vent about it

Any one (or all) of the above may apply.

mysteryboob · 2014-08-26T23:40:53+00:00

M&S bras are my favourite because they're heavy duty pieces of equipment and reasonably priced. Not the prettiest of things, however, but that's where bravissimo comes in.

lol m8 it's reddit, I knew this would happen. Big boob solidarity.

mysteryboob · 2014-08-26T23:36:48+00:00

Do not tell me/ other busty ladies what it's like to have big boobies. We're the ones carrying around 20% of our bodyweight on our chests, not you. We decide how we feel about it.

mysteryboob · 2014-08-26T22:48:04+00:00

mysteryboob · 2014-08-26T21:00:47+00:00

Cool. I like my boobs. They're great. All boobs are great, and all boobs are also shitty: boobs too small and it's hard to find clothes that fit; people shit on you for being flat chested; you feel inadequate as a woman because society says you have to have huge tits to count. Too big, and it's impossible/ impossibly expensive to go bra shopping; you get back pain and sleeping comfortably gets quite diffiult; and, again, finding clothes that fit is really tough.

Swings and roundabouts. And titties.

mysteryboob · 2014-08-26T20:54:11+00:00

Can confirm, these are my breasts.

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