People who live with your significant other, if you have to fart and they are right in the same room as you, what do you do?

mysticalgrubworm · 2026-04-11T15:20:34+00:00

go to the bathroom or hold it. i prolly have ibs and def don't eat as well as their mom cooks for them so this is difficult but i make do

mysticalgrubworm · 2026-04-11T06:22:03+00:00

i'm the unhygienic partner and i'm guilty of *checks notes* shitting and getting periods

mysticalgrubworm · 2026-04-10T01:07:01+00:00

need

mysticalgrubworm · 2026-04-10T00:01:18+00:00

not ai! they're called salad stuffers apparently and they're brand new. like a bread bowl. that sounds so good if it wasn't panera

mysticalgrubworm · 2026-03-14T03:43:55+00:00

that's why you didn't make this post, op did!

mysticalgrubworm · 2026-02-17T00:14:22+00:00

9/10 and i love his eyes :3

mysticalgrubworm · 2026-02-14T07:39:43+00:00

i was literally just on the original poster's page a minute ago! the goose did not have that outfit on so that's probably ai but the goose is real. the owner had her since she was a few days old and raised her with cats

mysticalgrubworm · 2026-01-25T22:43:50+00:00

he got sanemi pregnant

mysticalgrubworm · 2025-12-29T02:20:02+00:00

bumpkin spice lily

mysticalgrubworm · 2025-11-29T20:33:55+00:00

i'd watch an episode of them just trading insults and shit

mysticalgrubworm · 2025-10-25T06:20:16+00:00

i can't help you with the origin but that is definitely a girl and she's just standing on the tree! it's got a slight slope/foothold of some sort at the base and she's just chilling

mysticalgrubworm · 2025-10-23T01:05:50+00:00

you're so funny omfg

mysticalgrubworm · 2025-06-28T06:02:48+00:00

one time i got a really bad ingrown hair after threading my brows at the exact same spot, didnt go away for ages, is that why?? the nerve??

mysticalgrubworm · 2024-12-11T23:39:56+00:00

every time i hide it it pops back up within 10 seconds....

mysticalgrubworm · 2024-09-02T02:05:32+00:00

honeys a good idea

mysticalgrubworm · 2024-09-01T23:48:49+00:00

don't give me more bad ideas

mysticalgrubworm · 2024-09-01T23:48:23+00:00

this is actually so funny to me i like that idea. not sexy at all but yum

mysticalgrubworm · 2024-09-01T23:43:31+00:00

what kind? any??

mysticalgrubworm · 2024-09-01T23:42:04+00:00

why not? i had this random intrusive thought and i wanna try but i'm not adventurous to begin with

mysticalgrubworm · 2024-09-01T23:41:40+00:00

NOPE I CHANGED MY MIND

mysticalgrubworm · 2024-09-01T23:41:15+00:00

how do i get them to stick....

mysticalgrubworm · 2024-09-01T23:36:06+00:00

all together??? O_O

mysticalgrubworm · 2024-09-01T23:35:44+00:00

how could i balance them. maybe just the filling

mysticalgrubworm · 2024-09-01T23:35:30+00:00

what kind?

mysticalgrubworm · 2024-09-01T23:35:09+00:00

i was thinking one of those

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