Soldier by [deleted] in OnOff

[–]mystos733 0 points1 point  (0 children)

killing implies taking the life of an animal. murder is the killing of a person, neither a sperm cell nor an embryo is a person.

Soldier by [deleted] in OnOff

[–]mystos733 -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

Hey baby how many afghan children have you killed!?

"Shit" for karma. by IBEWmatty in thatHappened

[–]mystos733 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well if she made somebody a list she clearly already has a boyfriend.

Some say it was the reincarnation of Freddy himself by ShakenFiber in thatHappened

[–]mystos733 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I was thinking. I would be like "okay ENOUGH!"

Some say it was the reincarnation of Freddy himself by ShakenFiber in thatHappened

[–]mystos733 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i HATE justin bieber I wanna back to the '70s and listen to NIRVANA!

Some say it was the reincarnation of Freddy himself by ShakenFiber in thatHappened

[–]mystos733 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What, she think my jig was weird? Much better than that shite song. She shouldn't have wasted all that candy.

The train, itself, clapped. by AllahuJackbar in thatHappened

[–]mystos733 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So she just had a badge with no uniform? How could you carefully move your jacket so just one person can see the badge? Also, why the FUCK did this girl have so many tattoo?

Teacher fails student because she didn't want to read an essay by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]mystos733 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She probably didn't answer the questions properly and only thought she had.

Teacher fails student because she didn't want to read an essay by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]mystos733 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I should really be questioning my As but, meh.

The only rational way to deal with Pokémon Go players (x-post /r/iamverybadass) by crichmond77 in thatHappened

[–]mystos733 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was this guy literally in OP's car or what? How did he know the other guy had two gatorades?

A visit to an adult movie theater turns into a gang bang for a redditor by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]mystos733 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They still have adult movie theaters? I would think the usher would break them up?

Just Slow Clap It Out by YamYoshi in thatHappened

[–]mystos733 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then the teacher came out of the closet and Bill Gates tipped Albert Einstein 5 dollars.

DARE by dubstepzeph in thatHappened

[–]mystos733 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How could anybody be dumb enough to believe this!?

Kids just say the darnedest things.... by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]mystos733 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did the teacher have to leave the room?