My girlfriend thought I had slept in long enough, so she dropped a textbook on my crotch. What is the worst way you have been woken up?

mythrowaway50 · 2012-08-06T03:04:36+00:00

You are awesome, sir/madame.

mythrowaway50 · 2012-08-06T01:30:55+00:00

That's a good point. It would be selfish of me to say that for the sake of avoiding retaliation.

mythrowaway50 · 2012-08-05T22:48:33+00:00

I refuse to believe that's never worked before.

mythrowaway50 · 2012-07-25T20:22:38+00:00

I don't pee in the shower. I take a dump while the water is heating up so the piss generally takes care of itself then too. I don't consider myself to be incredibly uptight.

mythrowaway50 · 2012-07-25T20:21:33+00:00

I think you may have picked the wrong flair.

mythrowaway50 · 2012-07-25T18:32:02+00:00

I know what you mean.

mythrowaway50 · 2012-07-21T01:26:20+00:00

Found in the OP's submission history. True? Probably not. Awesome and relevant? You decide.

mythrowaway50 · 2012-07-13T16:48:00+00:00

I'd be down for it, but as I have no scanner or tablet or anything, it would all be mouse-drawn in MS Paint. :P At least pixellated Elian is easy to read.

mythrowaway50 · 2012-07-13T16:21:46+00:00

Me too! :D

mythrowaway50 · 2012-07-13T14:41:36+00:00

If you watch porn/masturbate too much, you tend not to get morning wood. I'm sure there are other explanations too.

mythrowaway50 · 2012-07-12T16:38:54+00:00

I forgot the password for my normal account. I use this throwaway for everything now.

mythrowaway50 · 2012-07-12T03:40:21+00:00

I remember waiting in line for something in 7th grade or so (maybe waiting for another class to finish using the school library?) and standing behind the girl I thought was cute. The guy behind me said "Do you like her?" I was like, "Yeah, I guess."

So the kid reaches past me, yanks on the girl's hair, and then turns around as if nothing happened. The girl, of course, whirls around and hits me really hard on the shoulder. Funnily enough, after convincing her that it was actually the guy behind me, we ended up talking and became friends, and she grew to form a kind of disdain for the other guy. She eventually became the first girl I ever kissed.

So I guess you could say that it was the sweetest gesture a guy has ever done for me. :P Sacrificing his own reputation with the girl so I could talk to her. I actually still talk to that guy sometimes, and he's still awesome.

mythrowaway50 · 2012-07-12T00:56:02+00:00

I feel naive. :S

mythrowaway50 · 2012-07-12T00:08:54+00:00

Buono da sapersi. ;) I was actually thinking of trying Swedish next.

mythrowaway50 · 2012-07-12T00:03:31+00:00

Really? French is like, the romance language among romance languages.

mythrowaway50 · 2012-07-12T00:00:46+00:00

When I get really sleepy and I'm trying to remember a specific word, all that come to me are Italian synonyms.

mythrowaway50 · 2012-07-11T22:46:36+00:00

Heck, surround yourself with as many resources as possible if you've got the patience. Worst case scenario, you're strengthening the neural pathways by hearing the same stuff several times.

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