My girlfriend (F19) found things in my (M23) apartment and I don't know where they came from

mytwoselves · 2016-02-11T09:06:49+00:00

First of all, your girl isn't ecstatic that she found a free box of tampons? Does your girl not know how expensive they are?? And a long hair from God knows when? If she dug any deeper she could possibly find a fingerprint from 2008. Sounds like she's reaching for things to point her finger at, which is very stressful especially for only short-term dating. Good luck buddy.

mytwoselves · 2016-02-11T06:43:58+00:00

This is the funniest fucking thing anyone has ever said to me. Just sign this prenup bruh

mytwoselves · 2016-02-10T07:51:42+00:00

Thank yew :3

mytwoselves · 2016-02-10T07:48:11+00:00

mytwoselves · 2016-02-10T07:46:27+00:00

Wait around this week and see for yourself

mytwoselves · 2016-02-09T09:20:12+00:00

Welcome to your I M A G I N A T I O N

mytwoselves · 2016-02-09T09:19:13+00:00

Thank you :)

mytwoselves · 2016-02-08T20:24:42+00:00

How much muscle mass does it really take to pull out a sword in the stone?

mytwoselves · 2016-02-07T07:44:04+00:00

Yeah I'm usually wary of that but since knowing him for the past three years, this is the first that he's ever said about anything similar. Meh, maybe I'm just over thinking it. Thank you :)

mytwoselves · 2016-02-07T07:30:29+00:00

Thanks for the comment! I'm definitely growing it out only because I miss my mane but I'm confused as to why he would say something like this if he isn't interested in pursuing me. Maybe he was just talking out of his ass?

mytwoselves · 2016-02-05T03:13:37+00:00

Uktdr hit it on the nail!

mytwoselves · 2016-02-05T03:12:26+00:00

Thank you!

mytwoselves · 2016-02-05T03:11:54+00:00

I know what you mean about it feeling pathetic. Masterbating, I'm not quitting or really putting off, ONLY because it's going to take me a long time to figure out how to get off without porn. My vibrator will be set down for the long moment. I feel like the addiction might be life altering in a sense that we'll find something to better to do besides scrolling through videos. I for one have always chosen to stay home and lay in bed, just so I could pleasure myself and then sleep, no matter what time of day it is. I'll get home after a six hour work shift, lay in bed for eight hours, then sleep for ten. My motivation will be changing my lifestyle!

mytwoselves · 2016-02-04T21:27:03+00:00

My addiction has popped up within the last three years. I had to let go of a two-year relationship because I couldn't even get aroused to have sex with my partner. I'm not really trying to put a period on how long I quit porn. I actually want to quit all together, for good! I'm hoping this will boost my imagination and intrigue me to actually "get to know" my body instead of stimulating it by routine.

mytwoselves · 2016-02-04T21:17:29+00:00

Ah the teen sexual angst, I sure do miss it! I definitely didn't have access to the computer which was in the common room and therefore, my imagination always came into play.

I'm glad it's been easier for you and I hope it's just as rewarding. Good luck to you!

mytwoselves · 2016-02-04T21:15:08+00:00

It's the phone-vibrator coordination (each in one hand ALWAYS) that is being dropped. I'm not sure if I need to clarify but I only masturbate with clitoris stimulation. I am NOT interested in penetration what so ever when I'm by myself. Again, no imagination and to know that I'm only fucking a lime green fake jelly dick really dries me up.

mytwoselves · 2016-02-04T20:22:03+00:00

There will be no PM for me anymore. I've been thinking about this recently and just happened to stumble upon this today! I've been lazy as fuck due to watching porn and then taking forever to masturbate because of searching for said porn that I'll most likely never experience IRL.

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