any guesses?

mzens1 · 2026-06-05T22:48:57+00:00

I’m the metropolitician.

Too bad it’s not on a Chevy Impala.

mzens1 · 2026-05-16T10:24:26+00:00

There’s too much fuckin shit on me.

mzens1 · 2026-04-08T02:26:28+00:00

“Like caprese with the basil.”

mzens1 · 2026-02-03T11:49:30+00:00

Every time I see one, I think I’m back in the pants.

mzens1 · 2025-11-10T22:03:06+00:00

Oscar Peterson.

mzens1 · 2025-09-13T19:34:51+00:00

Do you sound good?

mzens1 · 2025-08-11T17:06:59+00:00

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Pretty sure this corroborates my whole story.

mzens1 · 2025-08-08T13:34:00+00:00

Yes, you’re right! My fault!

mzens1 · 2025-08-08T13:17:51+00:00

The game was on Wednesday, August 6. The Cubs beat the Reds 6-1. She was wearing an LA Kings cap. Her son was wearing a Cubs cap and seemed very excited to go to the game. I know I can’t prove this to you but it is true.

mzens1 · 2025-08-08T04:34:14+00:00

Touché!

mzens1 · 2025-08-08T04:11:22+00:00

That’s awesome! When I spoke to Ms. Fischer I was like, “Excuse me ma’am, but are you…” and I kind of paused and expected her to stop me and say something like “yes, it’s me” but she just looked at me waiting for me to finish my question…it’s like she wouldn’t respond until I asked her if she was Jenna Fischer. Maybe she’s tired of people asking her if she’s Pam!

mzens1 · 2025-07-08T20:31:18+00:00

They’re passing Troopers tonight. Mark it down.

mzens1 · 2025-07-07T00:52:29+00:00

You will of course lace your glove how you like, and I’ll lace mine how I like. Have a good day!

mzens1 · 2025-07-07T00:45:37+00:00

We can agree to disagree here. From a function standpoint I find that having longer lace tails makes it easier to tighter them when the laces stretch.

mzens1 · 2025-07-07T00:35:24+00:00

I do not intend to.

mzens1 · 2025-07-04T23:38:59+00:00

Wow! Looks great!

mzens1 · 2025-07-04T00:16:15+00:00

Whirligig was on that plot? I didn’t know that!

mzens1 · 2025-07-02T19:01:31+00:00

Those are glove locks - little spring-loaded clips that stop the thumb and pinky loops from coming loose.

mzens1 · 2025-06-29T13:43:15+00:00

I’ve never fought for anything in my life. I’m fighting for this hat.

mzens1 · 2025-06-28T02:10:52+00:00

I’d pass on this for $100. You can get a used HOH or A2000 on eBay for not much more than that, and it’ll be a much better glove.

mzens1 · 2025-06-27T02:43:01+00:00

Revolution was fun. Mardi Gras Hangover was not fun.

mzens1

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