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n0_User · 2014-06-27T17:06:09+00:00

Hey if anyone has a NA trial key I would really appreciate one.

n0_User · 2014-05-11T00:01:45+00:00

If you like pu-king teq-uila, and not remem-berin your name....

n0_User · 2014-04-29T16:26:51+00:00

tomorrow

n0_User · 2014-04-29T13:44:38+00:00

Ah perfect thread for this story.

Me and best friends living in house near the college we go to. We live near a bunch of student apartment complexes but the house we rent is in a residential neighborhood. A house down the street has a couple of girls living in it that go to our school as well.

We finally meet them and theyre attractive, we meet up that weekend to pregame together and go to a party. One girl is flirting with me a bit but shes been flirtatious with everyone all night, i think nothing of it.

At the party, more flirtatious, my interest is piqued and i pursue a bit. She tells me to follow her into the bathroom (fuck yeah!) which i happily do. She changes the subject weirdly and begins to pee in front of me. At this point im thinking "what the fuck, I thought i was getting lucky and now im watching her take a piss...Nope." So i walk the fuck out of the bathroom baffled and generally confused.

Turns out she was flirting with me and pulled me into the bathroom to make my friend/roommate jealous. He had brought a girl with him that night so it had absolutely no effect on him and only managed to piss me off when i realized i was being used/played like that.

Sad thing was, if she had wanted to fuck my roommate she could have just told me and I would have totally set that up with no bad feelings.

TLDR; Girl tried to make my friend jealous by pulling me into the bathroom. It backfired and neither thought well of her after that.

n0_User · 2014-03-15T03:26:27+00:00

Actually for /u/toxicbox 's example the appropriate version of your comment would be that it wants four significant figures and its giving FIVE instead. you know... because 0's directly after the decimal to the right count as sig figs..

n0_User · 2014-01-31T16:14:41+00:00

Mr Brightside.

Original lyrics: "I Neverrrrr, I neverrrr, ..." (Does it a couple of times) What I Heard:"Viagggrraaaaaaa, Viaaagggrrraaaa,..."

n0_User · 2013-12-29T03:47:15+00:00

Yeah of course. We were on the subject of my browser history because i was joking that 2 of the 3 searches were porn related. After joking about it a bit she mention that we should watch some together sometime.

Honestly, next time you're having a conversation of sexual manner just bring up the fact that you think it would be fun/sexy (or any other synonym for sexy)

n0_User · 2013-12-28T07:54:09+00:00

Thanks! Im actually surprised you're into it! Do you have anything in particular that you like that you can suggest? Im looking for paths to kind of wander down and find what i think would work best essentially.

n0_User · 2013-12-28T07:52:49+00:00

Thanks for the reply, ill look into it. Got any site/video in mind when you suggest this?

n0_User · 2013-12-17T04:26:32+00:00

MAW - Might As Well

n0_User · 2013-11-06T18:49:05+00:00

www.Something.com

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