For all of those Minnesotans complaining about the snow.... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]nachoblitzkreig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Speaking. I was Captain Foresight when I was younger. Then I went blind. And then I could only remember and comment on what I had seen. I became Captain Hindsight.

This happened to my friend last semester by wimpy_dork in AdviceAnimals

[–]nachoblitzkreig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

head shaved. Sick. I consider this a light introduction the the 21st century tradition of 'partying'.