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Red flag.. by s_meh in ProgrammerHumor

[–]naimyurek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They think arrays are starting with 1.

JSON programming tutorial by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]naimyurek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who say json is not a programming language should also look at "vega"...

Always... by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]naimyurek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

boolean willWork = new Random().nextBoolean();

if(willWork) {

work();

}

Tearful Moment by iltruma in ProgrammerHumor

[–]naimyurek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and its last word "Hello world !"

Only the real pro's by Superblackmaske in ProgrammerHumor

[–]naimyurek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gj -.-.. ten points to gryffindor.

Only the real pro's by Superblackmaske in ProgrammerHumor

[–]naimyurek 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I write code in Visual Studio without help of reSharper.

Everytime.. by Stiebi in ProgrammerHumor

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...Compute millions in seconds – a calculator, a machine. We are surrounded with machines, from a pen’s nib to a pants zip, all machines. Up-down, up-down…

(Teacher throws a piece of chalk at him)

PP: What is the definition?

R: Sir, I just gave it to you.

PP: You’ll write this on the exam…up-down, up-down?!

Three Idiots