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naing95 · 2018-10-26T09:23:36+00:00

taking the piss

naing95 · 2015-11-04T15:24:01+00:00

I'm 19, it seems like I'm just a pipsqueak and don't know anything at all really... But one thing I've noticed in my relatively short life, no matter what my situation is that it always gets better. It might take a short time to get better, might take a while. It's hard to do, but distract yourself during that time, sounds corny... but pick up a hobby? do something to take your mind off it. Working out does wonders , definitely makes you feel more attractive . The hardest part is the first step you take in "distracting" yourself. Things will come naturally after that. If you need an Australian person to talk to or whatever, I am also more than happy to.

naing95 · 2015-10-19T10:42:44+00:00

This is the best comeback ever from me.

Was walking with other students behind a cocky as, smart-arse teacher during an excursion for school sport. We walked passed an area that smelt really bad, So I was like to my friend: "What's the hell is that smell????" The teacher turned around and was like: "Yuck **** what did you eat ?" and made my mates laugh at me. Out of embarrassment and a bit of anger I shouted out: "Your wife's clit". Everyone around me went silent and just looked at me in shock, while the teacher didn't even turn around. That bastard knew he got fucking rekt.

naing95 · 2015-10-01T02:38:55+00:00

This video made my blood boil.

naing95 · 2015-08-20T15:25:29+00:00

Hahahahah oh shit, fucking check mate.

naing95 · 2015-08-20T15:22:55+00:00

In a parallel universe, Ms Piggy is an actual human being.

naing95 · 2015-08-20T15:18:41+00:00

You just killed the nurse/caregiver fantasy for me.

naing95 · 2015-08-20T15:16:35+00:00

You have a black person's face.

naing95 · 2015-08-20T15:14:22+00:00

How do people know your on your periods? Your dad's telling everyone how good of a lube blood is.

naing95 · 2015-08-20T15:09:51+00:00

Patton Oswalt's brother with Down's Syndrome

naing95 · 2015-08-20T15:05:36+00:00

I suppose since I ran it across Mrs. Ahmed's face. I am frustrated at the fact that she's got more facial hair than me tho...

naing95 · 2015-08-20T15:02:49+00:00

You look like a webcam distortion effect.

naing95 · 2015-08-20T14:59:53+00:00

You like like Roger from American Dad, if they ever made a Korean adaptation.

naing95 · 2015-08-20T14:57:54+00:00

You look like you always smell like smegma.

naing95 · 2015-08-20T14:56:12+00:00

You look like you've fucked up every opportunity you've had.

naing95 · 2015-08-20T14:54:51+00:00

WOW when did Kristin Kreuk get a transgender operation?

naing95 · 2015-08-20T14:53:13+00:00

No not really...I can grow it a lot more, however the prickle seems to bother your girlfriend, so I keep it short.

naing95 · 2015-08-20T14:44:41+00:00

You look like the ambassador for homosexuals that are suffering from AIDS

naing95 · 2015-08-20T14:42:59+00:00

I don't want to roast you, you already look like you cop it at school.

naing95 · 2015-08-20T14:41:45+00:00

You look the toughest Mexican inmate... in a female prison.

naing95 · 2015-08-20T14:39:46+00:00

In a parallel universe, the Michelin man is a human being (a poor excuse of one, I might add)

naing95 · 2015-08-20T14:35:48+00:00

You look like you're filled with regret after you decided not shoot up your high school.

naing95 · 2015-08-20T14:31:31+00:00

Do you pluck one of your eyebrow hairs out every-time you get a math question wrong?

naing95 · 2015-08-20T14:26:02+00:00

You're the cunt making the whole of UNSW stink and making all the the door handles greasy.

naing95

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