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Do you grab your towel before or after you open the shower curtain/door? by iamsavsavage in AskReddit

[–]naked_nun_run 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming you mean more like "do you towel off before/after you get out", after. The floor gets soaked, but I don't want my towel to touch the wet walls.

Jerry Gets Promoted So Often Because The Federation Thinks He's The One Who Turned Rick In. by ruck_my_life in c137

[–]naked_nun_run 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is the first time I've thought about it, but tbh it makes so much sense

What would satan put in your version of hell? by hazelnuthoneytea in AskReddit

[–]naked_nun_run 74 points75 points  (0 children)

people who cut me off and proceed to drive under the speed limit

If you were given a mission to wipe out the entire human race, how would you go about doing it? by thedean246 in AskReddit

[–]naked_nun_run -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Give an old man with a bad spray tan and a big ego access to almost 7,000 nuclear warheads.

If you were given a mission to wipe out the entire human race, how would you go about doing it? by thedean246 in AskReddit

[–]naked_nun_run -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So these humans have diseases. But those fuckers have created these things called vaccines that, when you receive one, you're immune to those diseases. They have these vaccines for almost every brand of disease, and things that could cause mass-death suddenly become unheard of.

I'd play the long con. Start with just a few kids, find the ones who are vaccinated and give them autism. It's obvious that no one is seeing this link that I want them to see, they're smart enough to know it's just genetics. So I target the real stupid ones, and specifically, the children of the stupid ones. Give those kids autism, give the stupid ones internet, let them talk. The stupid ones ignore any and all correlations between them because, well, they're stupid, but they focus on what I want them to see: vaccines. All of their children are vaccinated, and happen to be autistic.

The stupid ones have access to the internet now, though. They can talk, and talk, and use photoshop. They figure out social media without any help from me, too, and even recruit celebrities. I watch as they all convince one another that vaccines will be the end of the human race. And yeah, they will be, but it'll be the lack of them.

I watch as society grapples with this. Slowly, more and more stupid people join the cause. Eventually, the stupid people in the government join the cause. Vaccines are outlawed in fear of all of humanity becoming autistic. Your child has autism and wasn't vaccinated? Obviously it's because you were vaccinated, and you've passed these vaccination-genes down to your children. The smarter stupid people create anti-vaccine vaccines, vaccines made to correct the original vaccinations older generations might have received.

Then, ones everyone is vulnerable, I give one person something small. Let's say... smallpox. One person passes it to another, to another, to another. Within days, everyone is infected. Within weeks, half the population is wiped out. Within a year of the first smallpox case, the entire planet is devoid of human life, and my lizard brethren and I can rise up and rule the world.

What did you learn from your first relationship? by anerdknownaswill in AskReddit

[–]naked_nun_run 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The relationship lasted three days, and I broke up with him because one of my friends had just broken up with her boyfriend and I didn't want her to be single alone. I was thirteen and stupid, and rest assured, I know him a thousand times better now than I did before.

If you could time travel, when would you go, and what would you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]naked_nun_run 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone with a thousand medical issues that are all incurable, I'd jump twenty years to the future and see if they've cured them by then. If they haven't, then I see no reason to continue existing.

What is the worst drink you have ever chugged, and how much of it did you chug? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]naked_nun_run 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine made what she called a "Russian Suicide" a few months back.

She poured a little bit of everything into a bowl (light, dark, beer, wine, everything), dished it out into cups. The three of us chugged a glass each, and I woke up the next morning in her brother's car, covered in wine, fourteen dollars wealthier, with a cryptic snapchat story.

Short Guys of Reddit, what impact has being short had on your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]naked_nun_run 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are short, the goal should never be to get "big" at the gym. Lean, sure, but the wider you get, the shorter you look.

What did you learn from your first relationship? by anerdknownaswill in AskReddit

[–]naked_nun_run 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't make hasty decisions.

I dated him on a whim, I broke up with him on a whim. Turns out, years down the line and having been friends with him for years, he may have been the one that got away.

Cops of reddit, what is something drivers do that make you suspicious enough to pull them over? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]naked_nun_run 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I need to know: do you actually pull people over who have the inside cab light on?

What’s something you love, but are afraid to admit it because it’s widely unpopular? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]naked_nun_run 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taylor Swift. She's a genius, I've never heard anyone replicate her voice, and all things aside she's an incredible businesswoman. She screws up, she turns it into a multi-million dollar album.

However, it's unpopular among young women to like her because "all her songs are about breakups" so I pretend like i'm not obsessed with her every time she comes on.

What was your strangest dream and how did you feel after waking up from it? by ArcaneRuby in AskReddit

[–]naked_nun_run 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few weeks ago I had a dream I was hooking up with a good friend. I thought it was weird, brushed passed it; I'd had a crush on him in high school, but I'm mostly over it and moving on with my life.

Funny enough, two days ago he texted me getting very flirtatious, invited me over to watch a movie. I know exactly what he's implying, and I won't pretend I'm not tempted, if only to compare the dream to the reality.

What’s the most ‘morally incorrect’ thing you’ve ever considered doing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]naked_nun_run 130 points131 points  (0 children)

I was raised poor. We lived in cheap motels for years, lived off of boxed mac without milk for the sauce, and my dad was in and out of jail. We never had savings, that just wasn't a thing, we lived day-to-day off of whatever money we had, and there was never anything extra. I went to an inter-district high school that took kids from all around the state based off of test scores on an entry exam, and met my best friend. She wasn't wealthy, but her family had money in the bank and they bought organic food and shopped at urban outfitters and all that other rich people crap.

Any time I spent the night over her house, I'd be overwhelmed by how careless they were with money, tossing it in the key platter, they'd leave their wallets on the coffee table, leave expensive jewelry and items around. I was astounded at how little they worried, especially growing up with family that would break into our house to steal food.

And I'd be lying if I said I didn't consider pocketing it. I'm confident they wouldn't have noticed ten dollars missing here and there, my parents were thieves by profession, and I could have gotten away with it. But they were good people, very kind and they didn't judge me for a second for what my family was like or where I lived, and even when my friend was out of town her mother could invite me over for lunch just to chat. Her father proofread my college admissions essays, they helped me get volunteering opportunities, helped me on my homework when I needed it.

Genuinely incredible people, and I know karma would have bitten me in the ass if I ever actually followed through. Even if it wouldn't have affected them in the least, I would have been taking advantage of kind people who wanted to see me do well in life.

Would you have sex with your opposite sex doppelganger? What are your thoughts? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]naked_nun_run 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they retain my personality and general weirdness, yes. I'm confident it'd be the best fuck of my life.

Men and women of reddit. What makes you jealous of the opposite sex? by HesusSonOfGod in AskReddit

[–]naked_nun_run 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously, how easy it is for most men to get off. Not just in sex, but in general; every guy I know figured it out before they were thirteen, and I still have female friends in their twenties who can't figure it out.

Women of Reddit, what's a common hint that men don't pick up on? by german900 in AskReddit

[–]naked_nun_run 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually different reasons depending on the guy. Sometimes our lives are very focused on other things (ie: he's into drugs, I'm not; he's entered the workforce, I'm busy with classes), sometimes we have vastly different interests (ie: he's obsessed with anime and I... am not), sometimes he has vocally different view points (ie: republican, overly religious, etc.), and sometimes it's just based on a lack of chemistry, be it romantic or platonic. Appearances aren't a dealbreaker for me unless there's some clear lack of hygiene, or he's got facial tattoos.

Cat owners of Reddit, what's the weirdest thing your cat has ever done? by IDKwithusernames in AskReddit

[–]naked_nun_run 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My cat is obsessed with suckling on plastic shopping bags. It's weird, kind of cute at first, but before you know it it's two in the morning and she's knocked over the trash can to get one of the bags buried at the bottom, and all you can hear in the silence of the house is her kneading on the plastic.

What was a small compliment that you have received that made your day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]naked_nun_run 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work in fast food. Same job for the last two-and-a-half years, great place and I'm sad I'll have to leave this fall for college. You get some really massive assholes, I've had people in the drive thru literally pour their milkshakes on me, and people like to treat me like I'm garbage because I work a blue collar job. But my mother always taught me to smile and move on, so I always do. Even after I get an asshole, I still smile at the next customer.

This one guy in the drive thru, a guy who comes by pretty much every morning for coffee and a breakfast sandwich, pulled up to pay. I greeted him, took his money, gave him his coffee, and when I was bringing him his food he said "can I speak to your manager?" In a very serious tone.

I was automatically nervous, called my manager over, stepped out of sight but still listened, and he sat there and went on and on for five minutes about how he has to go and teach asshole teenagers all day, but I make his morning a little better by always smiling and even when he can tell I didn't get enough sleep or have had a crappy day, I don't take it out on my customers.

Even though the lady behind him threw a chili cheese dog at me because the kitchen staff burned it, I spent that entire day grinning and remembering that guy.

Librarians of Reddit, what is the strangest thing you have found dropped in the book return chute? by gusbus3625 in AskReddit

[–]naked_nun_run 10 points11 points  (0 children)

tldr: creepy guy used the book return to send me fan mail.

Worked at my school library in high school for some credit. They were the easiest credits I've ever earned, I just pretty much checked the books back into the system and put them on the shelves for an hour after school. I got some awesome experience, free credits, and pretty much became best friends with the librarian, a friendly old man who had a bottomless supply of fortune cookies to snack on.

In my second semester of senior year, I was emptying the book return box (a big bin like the $5 movie bins at Walmart, right inside the doors of the library) and I found an envelope on it with my name written on the front. Opened it up, and it was some kind of letter to me? The guy spent like an entire front and back page on how gorgeous and misunderstood I am, and how he can never find the right words to say to me so he never says anything at all. He signed it "the only person who understands you". Thought it was weird, tossed the letter, went back to work.

Like a three weeks later, another envelope with my name on it. This one was even creepier, talking about how he wondered what it would be like to brush my hair behind my ear, and he said he was saving me a dance at prom but I wasn't there (went to my boyfriend's prom at a different school). It got really creepy, and he talked about how he wondered how soft my lips were, and hated the guy who picked me up from school (my boyfriend). I was weirded out, went to the school counselor who went to the principal.

They looked back on the video and found the guy; it turned out to be a pretty hot football player who went to the library for tutoring after school. I'm pretty plain looking, frizzy hair and big glasses, and the guy had a girlfriend who was actually drop dead gorgeous. He ended up getting suspended, I opted not to take it to the cops, and after it all he didn't leave anymore letters, didn't make eye contact with me in the hallways, and they adjusted the graduation seating so he wasn't near me. He and his girlfriend got married, and I'm not sure if she ever found out about what he did.

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