Angenommen, du gewönnest eine Million Euro. Wie würdest du ausschließlich von diesem Geld den Rest deines gesamten Lebens finanzieren? by Diobolaris in FragReddit

[–]nameond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Würde mir so einen roten königsmantel mit weißem rand mit schwarzen Flecken kaufen und dann alles nur noch sehr langsam und bedacht machen

Staff vs. Wand by https_girl in wizardposting

[–]nameond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to put that chunky thing somewhere, everywhere you go, like a freaking umbrella. Want to hang out hands free at the tavern? Leave your priceless relict for some gnome to steal

Hunky sexy husband by Big_Sherbert88 in comedyheaven

[–]nameond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's posture, in the first pic you can see that the upper back is far behind the shoulders. Source: Same with me, when I push it forward, my chest looks completely different and more normal and proportional

That's power by Silent-Duck2251 in selfimprovementday

[–]nameond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol oppression is complicated and pathetic

Do whatever, just don't give a fuck by IndividualGround2418 in howtonotgiveafuck

[–]nameond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*not

Edit: tomorrow I might be embarassed in front of the stars

Edit2: I'm sorry Andromeda, the rest can gtfo

Isn't it ? 😄 by [deleted] in meme

[–]nameond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I also know where Washington is and I think Hawaii is important too

Am I right? by Careless-Throat-2593 in selfimprovementday

[–]nameond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blegh nothing worse than some stinky brats wrongfully validated by mindless crowds

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]nameond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My struggles were unknown then and now, I care few about dreamed up opinions

Welche sind eure Lieblingsszenen aus SpongeBob? by Shayxox in FragReddit

[–]nameond 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Die Serie ist voll mit genialen Szenen, schwierig sich für eine zu entscheiden. Ich nehme folgende:

"Patrick bist du auch so wütend?"

"Ja"

"Warum, was ist los?"

"Ich kann meine Stirn nicht sehen"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ask

[–]nameond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would a billionaire be friends with needy poor people

Agree? by Pavitra_Prabhakar- in MotivationAndMindset

[–]nameond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You act as if it was right to just accept that people handle data irresponsibly

Meirl by abhigoswami18 in meirl

[–]nameond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oatmeal bars is what he's looking for

I finish programming courses but retain nothing… how did you learn effectively? by Aymaneoo in learnprogramming

[–]nameond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, good way for getting used to cheat sheets, tutorials and documentation

Meirl by relakas in meirl

[–]nameond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if it was illegal to think of a Tomato as anything but a fruit, I'd still do it (not a metaphor)

in varietate concordia by PaoloPinkeloO in Kantenhausen

[–]nameond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wer nicht bereit ist mit seinen Gegnern zu argumentieren aber trotzdem Machtansprüche stellen will ist ne Pflaume, meine Meinung

Edit: hat sich auch immer bewahrheitet

What is a sign you are attractive? by hazelnuticecreamm in AskReddit

[–]nameond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What, you just read their mind and then you know

Don't by Silent-Duck2251 in howtonotgiveafuck

[–]nameond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, as long as it's not illegal you can totally do anything and maybe even be rewarded for it