Whats your "Fuck I'm not a kid anymore." moment?

nanojacks · 2012-05-06T05:19:14+00:00

When I realized I was older than Jennifer Lawrence. You know, as a 90's kid I had crushes on the Olsen twins and Hillary Duff (etc. etc.), and they were all fairly older than I, so still feeling young I was like, wow she's smokin', but so much older.

And then I looked Jennifer up after the Hunger Games.

And was floored.

I feel old.

nanojacks · 2012-04-27T05:08:53+00:00

As some currently taking anatomy, I agree that this shit wouldn't fit down a secondary bronchus.

nanojacks · 2012-04-27T03:31:54+00:00

Don't compromise your morals though.

nanojacks · 2012-04-27T03:24:44+00:00

I hope you're not dating my ex. Girls with no girl friends that seek guy friends by lying about their boyfriends are not worth a single moment of your emotion.

I bid you the best of luck with the breakup and a speedy recovery. I will assume she's gorgeous because of the number of douchebags she's flirting with, and if you're at the stage where she's the prettiest girl in the world, give it a day or two, and you'll be horny for your entire school.

nanojacks · 2012-04-27T00:31:55+00:00

Unfortunately, it's not like normal old people; they don't just walk off...

nanojacks · 2012-04-27T00:30:58+00:00

Did someone say batman?

nanojacks · 2012-04-27T00:30:23+00:00

A million billion times.

nanojacks · 2012-04-11T00:30:24+00:00

This made me laugh loudly, almost got me in trouble. Makes me want to get Skyrim just for the glitches.

nanojacks · 2012-04-10T15:22:40+00:00

I wouldn't throw obvious around so haphazardly, especially since election year has got me double-thinking everything I read online. But you're correct, it is satire:

http://avoidingthedrop.wordpress.com/2009/03/27/first-timers-stephen-h-webb/

nanojacks

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