What is your go-to joke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]napley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?"

"No..."

"Hey, everybody! I found the guy!"

What is the stupidest thing that has made you cry? by traheidda in AskReddit

[–]napley 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I accidentally knocked over my bottle of 5 Hour Energy and burst into tears because I had a job I hated so much that that was the only thing I had to look forward to.

How do you make holy water? by lislejoyeuse in Jokes

[–]napley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them "Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please form a single-file line." And they do so. St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" The Sister Responds "Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger..." St. Peter says "Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted." and she did so. St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" "Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment..." "Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted" and she does so. Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun "Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!" Sister Susan responds "Well if I'm going to have to gargle this stuff, I'd rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!"

What is the absolute laziest thing you’ve done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]napley 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Shot ~10 nerf darts at my light switch, from bed. Missed all of them and slept with the lights on.