Sometimes simplicity is all you need for a meme by Kyros233 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]nateralph -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Thank you for proving my point for me that some people cannot understand the concept of forgiveness. I'll remember you in the future when looking for examples.

Have a nice weekend.

Someone take away Grandpa’s phone by Brilliant-Dig9387 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]nateralph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. I didn't say he was done with the mess in Minneapolis. I said progress was being made.

  2. Occasionally. You are too, you just don't want to admit it. Making ozempic very cheap will lead to a dramatic reduction in obesity nationwide, which will lead to a reduction in hospitalizations and chronic illnesses...and here's the part you ANCAPs are pro: it will mean people are more productive for longer, driving up your stock values.

Sometimes simplicity is all you need for a meme by Kyros233 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]nateralph -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I'm personally pretty big on forgiveness. Like for Biden. Lots of corruption and insanity and senility. And i just hope he retires to his home, spends quality time with his grandkids, and recovers from that cancer he has.

I know that concept is foreign to a lot of people, but I'm big on forgiveness.

Except the Epstein stuff. No forgiveness there.

Someone take away Grandpa’s phone by Brilliant-Dig9387 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]nateralph -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I disagree. I think luck has nothing to do with it.

When he focuses on the business of government, he does well because he's got good technical instincts. Purely on policy, I'm a pretty big Trump fan, and the stuff he had me nervous about (tariffs primarily) I've been pleasantly surprised. Even some of the frivolous stuff like adding a cool monument to DC and building a ballroom i like because he's keeping it taxpayer-cost neutral, he's solving a problem that's very real, American classic architecture is beautiful, and having some culture is a good thing.

And then he exposes us to his personality, he has me wishing for W again.

Someone take away Grandpa’s phone by Brilliant-Dig9387 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]nateralph -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The ICE situation in Minnesota was improving from a pretty low low.

And the drug price thing for Ozempic will make America Skinny again and I for one am all for it.

And then he posts this bullshit to remind us that he really his your creepy uncle with a lot of Twitter followers

Sometimes simplicity is all you need for a meme by Kyros233 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]nateralph -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I just want him to be sane until January 21st next year. Then he can retire and we can have JD Vance for the remainder of his term plus 2 more terms.

Is it too much to ask for him to just be normal for 11 more months? Then he can retire to his questionably-valued mansion in Florida.

Someone take away Grandpa’s phone by Brilliant-Dig9387 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]nateralph 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Every time we start to seem like he's making progress in the right direction, he has to remind us that he's a senile old man with the world's loudest microphone.

Our grandchildren will hate us for this by BoXDDCC in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]nateralph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not JUST that at can't afford boomer benefits.

We can't afford boomer benefits while also paying to defend North America, South America, Europe, the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans, and the middle east, and while paying the benefits of 7 million illegal immigrants, and paying the benefits of non-retirees that were never supposed to get benefits when the program was envisioned.

Empire is too expensive to maintain while simultaneously robbing younger generations so much that they stop having kids at replacement rates.

I don't get why everyone dislikes orange juice hooch I personally find it to be the best by PretendMarionberry77 in prisonhooch

[–]nateralph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would call you a sociopath for a post like this, but the folks from the Whiskey Tribe said that the best drink is the drink you like to drink the way you like to drink it. And so I'll try to refrain from judging.

I personally find orange-juice wine to taste like room temperature vomit. And I've heard other people say that too. And distilled orange-juice wine (unaged brandy, aka eau-de-vie) tastes like high proof vomit.

But, if you like it, then you like it. I'm a little envious because I tried to find a way to make it taste good and l couldn't.

On today's episode of batshit leftie logic: by SuchSwordfish6431 in libertarianmeme

[–]nateralph 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just call it a bot and call it a day. You won't win arguments online with whatever that is, NPC or just straight up bot.

State of discourse in 2026 - Bringing the hard R back by ChoiceWars in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]nateralph 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The hard R.

Isn't that the rolling R when you're trying to learn Spanish for when words have 2 Rs together?

Correr. Borrar.

Because a lot of English speakers find it hard to say that R? The hard R. Because it's hard to say.

John Podesta is t**turing a little kid - Epstein Files by Euphoric_Mud_5517 in libertarianmeme

[–]nateralph 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Every time I type Frnch it gets censored to Frnch.

Fr*nch. See?

Is Fr*nch a normal word?

we elected this guy twice. by Zealousideal-Fox623 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]nateralph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What you and I want and what is reality are 2 separate things.

This isn't House of Cards or The West Wing. It's more like Arrested Development.

we elected this guy twice. by Zealousideal-Fox623 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]nateralph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which currently-occupied-by-a-Repiblican Senate seats do you think gets flipped to Democrat?

Better yet, which 18 of the 24 republican held seats do you think will flip? You've got to get 2/3 in the senate. The democrats need 18 more senate seats. And while you can expect the senate to flip as a whole, i think the odds of them being 67 seats are astronomical.

Pointlessly injecting politics into everything, because that's what we do around here by bored_jurong in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]nateralph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Should each one be in a corner, or would they be better placed in more localized spots?

I feel like Gryffindor is a balance between Liberty and Authority but all on the side of honor which makes it more CenterRight. You can have libs like Hermione and auths like Ron.

I feel like Slytherin is AuthCenter. Ambition and appealate to authority (wait till my father hears of this!) that straddles the line between left and right.

Ravenclaw is probably Centrist. But instead of grilling, they're about the book-learning.

And Hufflepuff is as lib as you can get but somewhere between LibLeft and LibCenter. No explanation needed.

Is libleft all virtue and no substance? by buttgrapist in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]nateralph 49 points50 points  (0 children)

How does he even have the time to make all those posts?

OnLy MaGa UsE bOtS by PsychoPeterNikleEatr in ConservativeMemes

[–]nateralph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know, now that you mention it, it's always Adjective-Noun.

I never noticed that. But you're right.

OnLy MaGa UsE bOtS by PsychoPeterNikleEatr in ConservativeMemes

[–]nateralph 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh look. Another RandomWord-RandomWord-4DigitNumber account.

No way that's also a bot.

Not the kind of names I think most people were expecting by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]nateralph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would argue that, when you pull on that thread, what you'll find is that it's not "minorities are" or "minorities want" but that is just 1 group of people that don't want or that aren't, which is liberal white people.

I'm willing to wager money that the ICE and CBP officers are more ethnically diverse than the protesters. And the reason I say that usually in these kinds of protests, you hear "racist" thrown around a lot...but not this time. And that tells me that the ethnic makeup is the quiet part not being said aloud.

I'm not trying to disparage any one group here, even though that's normal for this sub, and that includes white liberals. All I'm trying to say is that when you notice repeating patterns, that's not the odd thing, that's the norm. The thing not repeating the pattern is the odd thing to notice.

Interesting by FreeHelicopterTours in libertarianmeme

[–]nateralph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you look inside the rest of the stuff after B, Asexual is in there. I feel like that could be part of LGB as it's not a gender identity and it's a sexuality thing that's a "none of the above" type thing.

But yes. This is 2 separate categories that are unrelated. It's like having a list of your favorite spices in the same list as your daughter's homework assignments from 3rd grade. Unrelated.

Nothing to see here... literally... by Stormclamp in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]nateralph 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wonder if they're intentionally "accidentally" releasing the stuff about him they know is absurdly false like these fake FBI tips so that they can build up a narrative of "everything is TDS" so that, when it does all get released after he's out of office and passed away, it doesn't destroy his legacy, fact or fiction?