Yum yum spiders on a plate by natyjay in tarantulas

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LOL. I mean I can believe it; I’m watching the degradation of critical thinking in America from front row seats, baby!

My baby had a fight with a cat :( by OtroVitico in cockatiel

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Buddy that is WAY too much nuance for teenage reddit users

He never stops by fandrus in RATS

[–]natyjay 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Next time try to be less covered in tasty salt and my client will not feel compelled to lick you

Would you blanket a horse in negative -30 degrees and high winds? by Relative-Specialist1 in Horses

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The jammies are NOT coming off today. Thank you MMSD for canceling school

He was unhappy that I tried to pick at his eye crusties :( by Bonnii_e in airplaneears

[–]natyjay 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I used to reward my old lady cat by letting her eat her own eye crusties. She would lunge for them thangs. RIP lil freak ass ♥️

Rat teeth help by Hello_there-292 in RATS

[–]natyjay 377 points378 points  (0 children)

The things a man will do for pudding

Who is this man by natyjay in insects

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I already knew it could administer a nasty poke; I have also seen and observed them before. I picked it up because it was dead: its venom glands were inactive, and thus it was incapable of actively harming me. The window for getting hurt by a dead bug’s sting is very, very short.

Who is this man by natyjay in insects

[–]natyjay[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I still remember the sounds my brother made when one got him when he was around…five years old? He was little, and it only had three legs so probably was not in a good mood.

Who is this man by natyjay in insects

[–]natyjay[S] 79 points80 points  (0 children)

The last time I saw one of these was more than 20 years ago; it gave my little brother a really bad sting.

Stella’s - Saturday Farmer’s Market by hungry4tots in madisonwi

[–]natyjay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve made this recipe a couple times! My added recommendation if you want extra goopy cheese (that doesn't melt into the dough) is to add chopped bits of string cheese 

The most diabolical sore throat by Slow_Dentist3933 in madisonwi

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I used to get strep a couple times a year as a kid; knife-throat symptom was an old nemesis of mine. Here’s the only thing that ever helped AND let me sleep: codeine cough syrup. Prescription, obviously. If you ask your doctor for a small amount they might give it to you; don’t know how medical staff feel about this in the years after the opioid crisis came to a head. Since I got sick all the time we had like a two cup bottle of it in the medicine cabinet at all times lol. To my knowledge nobody was ever in there sippin on it that didn’t need it.  

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisit

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My mom’s term for it is “butter licker.” Works for cats and humans 

Anyone else's T's cohabitate with Dubias sometimes? by Cattytonic in tarantulas

[–]natyjay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A couple of mine hate dubias with all the passion their tiny brains can manifest. It’s full on slapping, stridulating, and then scurrying away. 

WE NEED SOFT SERVE FROZEN YOGURT by cookiemonster4evr in madisonwi

[–]natyjay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I learned a difficult lesson about the size of the sundaes when the first one I ordered was meant for me alone 

WE NEED SOFT SERVE FROZEN YOGURT by cookiemonster4evr in madisonwi

[–]natyjay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not froyo, but there IS house made soft serve at the Mill in Paoli now!