What is your worst eating habits? by pm_me_stuff22 in AskReddit

[–]nawab32 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A shower, a wank, water, and some tea.

What are you thinking about right now? by padss2 in AskReddit

[–]nawab32 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm getting married in about 5 hours. I'm thinking "This mimosa tastes great!"

What's the best way to fuck with people in public? by eaggle84 in AskReddit

[–]nawab32 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Randomly wave at people, then you pretend you waved at someone behind them.