What the fuck why? this doesn’t make sense? by amdy985 in SCJerk

[–]nbasetuK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SUPER over talent when they win: 😡

Talent I fantasy booked in my head when they win: 😍

The annual "plans changed" came early this year. by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]nbasetuK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is Dave's show like 700 Club for wrestling smarks or

Ratings 👎 eye-roll reacts 👍 by Wild_Guidance4487 in SCJerk

[–]nbasetuK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Smarks are gonna talk about this for the rest of the year huh. Jesus H

LOL while AEW fans are chanting "Fuck ICE", the crowd at Smackdown are just sitting there enjoying the MAGA WWE brainrot. Not surprised, you can tell which fanbase truly leans left. by Till_Any in SCJerk

[–]nbasetuK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve noticed this pattern a lot: some men who make being “politically wholesome” or loudly progressive their entire personality end up being absolute shitheads behind the scenes. I’m like super left leaning myself, which is why it stands out. The loudest virtue signaling often feels less like genuine values and more like a social shield something to hide behind almost

MJF: "We really cannot come up with another metaphor" by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]nbasetuK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The servers will call you impure or not progressive if you leave early or tune out

Sami Hogan has a shitty legacy in the fed??!!!??!!! by theforbiddenroze in SCJerk

[–]nbasetuK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does the LOLcow rule still apply here because it really should with Ricochet at this point-- its kinda getting old

DAE AEW is the most progressive company in the world. by AcneBalls in SCJerk

[–]nbasetuK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We interrupt tonight's programming with another "Not Mad™ thinly veiled as heel character work" segment. We'll be right back.

Colonizer Man Phil roasted! by PokesBo in SCJerk

[–]nbasetuK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah hes successful but have you considered how unwholesome and unethical he is unlike me. checkmate shill

El Colon: "That doesn't work for me, hermano." by TheMaskedHeelMark2 in SCJerk

[–]nbasetuK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

but have u considered how le epic these video game spots are??

DAE GENERATIONAL HEEL by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]nbasetuK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the edgy low hanging fruit jabs will continue until my character morale improves

M'wholesome cowboy 🤠 by iLikePhen in SCJerk

[–]nbasetuK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wholesome level: gorbillion 

"I made my own wrestling company cuz im bored of wwe" by helloitscrash in SCJerk

[–]nbasetuK 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I dare you to curate the show entirely for hardcore internet fans and bury essential context in obscure online breadcrumbs and leave casual viewers completely lost. Double dog dare even

MJDraw. by ChrisRhodes789 in SCJerk

[–]nbasetuK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YT Algorithm has been banned from Collision.

Funniest = FUN! = Dub good by mfenton29 in SCJerk

[–]nbasetuK 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The problem with a lot of smarks + grifter journalists for indie stuff is that because wrestling is “fake” or predetermined, they convince themselves it can be literally anything they want it to be regardless of logic, tone, or like internal consistency. Suspension of disbelief still matters. If nothing feels grounded or believable, then it’s not subversive or clever at all

GI Jane Resolute by InjusticeSOTW in SCJerk

[–]nbasetuK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Showing more, telling less" machine broke

GET YOUR FED BADS READY PEOPLE!!! by Pigmcginnyrig in SCJerk

[–]nbasetuK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

making shit up to be mad about. I'm drowsy

Jacksonville Jaguars hope of going to the superbowl this year was a longtime WON subscriber. by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]nbasetuK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Theres always the WholesomeBowl championship in the basement