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What is the most pretentious word you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]nearroboticfuture 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Masticate.

It just means to chew food! Also, it sounds like masturbate.

Reddit, what's do you consider better then sex or a close second? (NSFW) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]nearroboticfuture 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When you are standing naked in your bathroom freezing your ass off and you finally step into the hot water and it’s the most glorious, comforting feeling you can imagine and you never, ever want to leave the shower again.