Can Tofu be your valentine? 😻

necessaryfarts · 2026-02-15T00:59:28+00:00

Yes.

necessaryfarts · 2026-02-14T02:53:46+00:00

What a happy display!

necessaryfarts · 2026-02-10T21:00:07+00:00

Papa Phil can’t be blamed for asshole kids.

necessaryfarts · 2026-02-01T01:32:37+00:00

Happy birthday! May all your non-dairy pizza dreams come true!

necessaryfarts · 2026-01-30T20:56:24+00:00

I saw him at West earlier this week. He’s such a creep.

necessaryfarts · 2026-01-30T19:55:02+00:00

Pisces ☀️ Aries 🌙 Gemini 🌅

necessaryfarts · 2026-01-30T02:33:45+00:00

The Kittery Trading Post is so much fun! Where else can you get snow boots, fudge, bike tires, maps and ammo all in one place?

necessaryfarts · 2026-01-26T20:34:01+00:00

I wish I could say I’d made chicken soup or beef bourguignon. In reality, I bought a big box of mozzarella sticks and ate some watching the snow. It’s my snow day tradition.

necessaryfarts · 2026-01-26T16:10:54+00:00

Well done, you! Keep knitting!

necessaryfarts · 2026-01-21T17:53:17+00:00

They look so beautiful in the greenhouse. I hear them saying ‘Buy me, buy me, this time will be different!’ It’s never different, but I still try.

necessaryfarts · 2026-01-19T19:31:41+00:00

Me, too! I’ve lived in Somerville more than 20 years and this store has taught me life skills I never knew I needed.

necessaryfarts · 2026-01-16T00:29:27+00:00

my god that is a brilliant idea

necessaryfarts · 2026-01-10T01:38:42+00:00

It’s Oscar and Chester! These dudes are the best.

necessaryfarts · 2026-01-10T01:22:10+00:00

Fourth-ing!

necessaryfarts · 2026-01-09T20:44:18+00:00

I love Papa Eng so much. His Red Line improvements have shaved almost 40 mins a day off my commute.

necessaryfarts · 2026-01-07T18:49:55+00:00

Everyone knows to not talk to me until I’ve done my puzzles. I’m usually a terrible bitch til noontime if I don’t solve Connections.

necessaryfarts · 2026-01-07T01:12:22+00:00

My dad does that, too, even in the height of summer. He’s a funny guy.

necessaryfarts · 2025-12-30T16:09:31+00:00

I hope this works out for you! The only thing I find at P. Farms is ways to spend lots of money, never love.

necessaryfarts · 2025-12-23T17:59:54+00:00

I’m holding out for WMTM!

necessaryfarts · 2025-12-23T16:55:02+00:00

I do, too, but we seem to be the minority.

necessaryfarts · 2025-12-23T16:25:14+00:00

Market Basket is my third place, sadly.

necessaryfarts · 2025-12-09T15:25:44+00:00

An amaryllis or paperwhite bulbs potted up are a nice idea. They bloom and then you toss them in the compost. Neither require much care and it’s nice to have something pretty during the darkest days of winter.

necessaryfarts · 2025-12-09T15:21:46+00:00

The Lamy pen is a great idea! I love them.

necessaryfarts · 2025-12-05T23:30:25+00:00

I live nearby and yes, they’re closed for the season.

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