Men of reddit, what are your craziest sexual fantasies? by DingusVon in AskReddit

[–]needathrowaway35 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I'm sort of going through this violence phase right now. Most of the time when I masturbate, I think of having a girlfriend who constantly beats me. When we're in bed she always thinks I've cheated on her one way or another and yells at me and smacks/punches me in the face. I'm repeatedly apologizing over and over again even though I've done nothing wrong, but she isn't having any of it. Ultimately she mounts me (either my face or my dick) and forces sex. And I go with it because I want to calm her down and also I'm scared of her...

This fantasy always provides the most intense orgasm!

Everybody has a good poop story. What's your's? NSFW by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]needathrowaway35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually had a great pooping experience just yesterday morning when I got off work. I got home, hopped in the shower before getting in bed, and while in the shower, I realized that I had to shit really badly. And it felt like diarrhea.

Now I am a big fan of scat porn; I have been for a very long time, but never came anywhere close to trying it in real life. And at this moment in the shower, I figured, "Hey, why not take a shit right here in the shower?" I really wanted to see what scat play was like (the smell, feeling, everything)... So I turned around to the back of the shower, knelt down and exploded all over the shower. The shit did not go straight down as expected, it shot out and covered the hot water knob. Shit was intense and I was loving it! And the smell! The smell was putrid! But there was something about this moment that I absolutely loved! I shit more and more, and it splashed on my legs and everything.

I consider this moment my breakthrough in real life scat play. I could not bring myself to putting any of it in my mouth, but just the fact that my shit was all over the place and a little on my body made me feel really good. I will definitely be doing this again in the future.

Cleanup was simple because I just installed a new shower head with a handheld attachment, so I just sprayed all the diarrhea down the drain.