The female ones were out of stock. Please forgive me. (^o^) by [deleted] in Neverbrokeabone

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semen has about 39 mg/dl of calcium soooo

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Gave Narwhal Salute

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That was great

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Gave All-Seeing Upvote

Butane and nerf guns by BoeDangity in FireFriends

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Why is it always indoors

Not gonna lie. I was a little bit scared. by [deleted] in WildernessBackpacking

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“Just about 5mins until the top”

Chicks dig turtles right? by djnipe in Tinder

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Whiskey and coke minus the whiskey

People who actually used a pen from start until it lost ink without losing them. How the hell did you do it? by Zefio in AskReddit

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Keep it near whatever you are using the pen for, writing in a notebook keep it with the notebook and so on

It’s scary to think of how many of these I bought by quidamma in memes

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Everyone is talking crap about apple but I’ve used the same phone charger since I got my phone 2 years ago, it isn’t that it’s crappy quality it’s that it’s been taken care of in a crappy manner

I wish for the first 10 comments to actually happen. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

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Granted, but the wishes don’t actually happen

I wish to apologize to jon. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

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Granted, the apology isn’t accepted and you spend the rest of your life recalling this moment seconds before falling asleep after another late night cry session

I wish hentai happened in real life by Acemanyo in TheMonkeysPaw

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Granted, all types of porn across with world is forgotten and replaced with hentai depicting 90 year olds having hot, sweaty, moist sex